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Chapter Tre

  I woke up. I ran to my vanity, put on 19 layers of foundation, and covered some scars. I left my middle fingers uncovered. I threw a back handspring on the floor. I was not double bounced, and i cried. I ran to school and hugged Nat Nat. She threw me on the ground. I screamed and giggled. Bridgey Bridgey stepped on my hair. They picked me up then, and Nat Nat invited me to my house. I was excited, for I have never been there. Nat Nat did her inverted feet dance to a song, and peed herself.

"It's fine, I just peed and maybe pooped."

I found myself over the toilet. I was licking the seat. I found some pubes, they smelled like they came from Nicki. I said yes and fist bumped my head like a girl with autism and cerbral palsy. Nat Nat came and hit me in the head with her rhino. I giggled again. Giggling was my fav. Bridgey Bridgey came in, I laughed and peed on her shoe. She screamed.

"Not my Sean Kniesley shoes!" She punched me in the neck. I giggled and ran around Nagel. I stopped at the bathrooms and ran into the boys. I found Josh Keith and pinned him to the wall and smelled his mullet haircut. MMMHH! I stripped him and saw his thumb in his downstairs, I mean dick. He smelled of prodigy game, yes, and I ate his bellybutton. He got herpes from Battery Gibson, they tasted/smelled of snowflake cocoa lip smacker, MMMMHHHH! I kissed him and ran. I landed on my all fours and started crawling. I crawled to the snack line. I jumped onto the counter like a horse. I giggled again and ate all the dough. Nat Nat has been here. I saw her poop in the corner.