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chapter fovea

I woke up in the hospital with my pinky fingers and thumbs missing. I sat up and started condition because Josh was in the corner, making out with a boy.

"I'm straight, I had a wive." The nurse came in and was smoking some weed. Nat Nat walked in. Now she was only 1 pound because she popped a 740 pound pimple. I giggled. I got up, and felt a tingle in my toes and hands. My toes and fingers grew back! Yes! I fist pumped Nat Nat. She screamed "HEY!" And started punching all the doctors in the world. I giggled. Nat Nat pushed me against the wall, her whole 1 pound holding me down. She lifted me up. I screamed. I ran back to Nagel. I sprinted to Nat Nats locker. I pulled down my pants and pooped in it. I had a lot of poo in me so I left a trail all over the school. C J Walls started running in it and all over the walls. I opened my 1 Phone 1st gen and logged into wattpad. I started peeing of excitement and read Nat Nat's story all about gymnastics. It was updated! I was really sad. I was running, and pee was still coming out. Brady came and punched all the laptop in nagel. i giggled.

Mrs. Bienke came up and asked me if I was tired. I said yes. She put chrloform on a napkin and shoved it in my face. I felled asleep.

I woke up in a dumpster. I saw Nikki. She was showering with her diarrhea.

"What are you doing?"

"This is how I smell so good. Well, this and my dog shit perfume!" She said, and smiled. I saw all of her 400 teeth and her big boobies. I died.