I smelled Nikki's dog shit perfume, amazing!! she said she got it from justice, must cop it! After smelling the stench for .7 seconds, I passed out again, for the 34th time today! I woke up inside my dads office, he was jerking off, oh. "silly dada" I screeched, then giggled. my dada was concerned as I have woken up in the nurse 3 times, the hospital twice, and the dumpster once. He also was confused why I was at school because it was summer.
I was hungry after a long day of getting harassed all day, so I decided to make some brownies. "EMMMMMMAAAAHHHH!!!" I hear from my dad say as my schizophrenic brain tries not to have an anxiety attack ahh. "You blooping shittard, you! " Ugh I got triggered and took my bro bro's nerf gun to practice shooting myself. Yes! Bro bro yells at me then molests me. Darn. I went to sleep at 3 am and woke up at 4 am, such a great nights sleep. I wake up and go to school because mrs. lauvee lauvee's cellulite legs turn me on.
I saw donovan and his bowl cut made me sizzle like bacon with excitement. I went to the bathroom as I smelled something burning. ugh my fingers were frying. "AGAIN" I screeched. they were frying into crispy bacon, I want chewy bacon this dumb universe. Donovan cut all his hair off and put in a bag.
i went to nat nat's house and she screamed "HEY" again. Shit. A tree was struck by lightning, caught on fire and then fell on me. I woke up in my dads police outfit and was screaming "HEY" nat nat heard me from the distance and chuckled, my dad screeched then I cried.
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FanfictionEverytime you see the word hey, read it in Mr. Oppenhimer's voice Sorry, HEY just triggers my anxiety I'm such a freak ahhh