Unexpected ★ (US Sans x Reader)

Kisses

Being completely honest, you were a lot happier now. Sans made you happy when ever sad. Comfortable when uncomfortable, and so forth. You and him were at Alphys' house. Alphys decided to cook taco's to celebrate. Being truthful, you did not like the fact a lot of people heard about it. But there was not much you could do about it, anyway.

You had to stop Alphys from adding inedible stuff, like glitter, or too much seasoning.

''Alphys, glitter is not edible!''

''But this is EDIBLE glitter, punk!''

''You put edible glitter on DESSERTS, not tacos!''

''Fine..........whatever.''

She put away the 'edible' glitter and made them normally.  You and Sans were cutting up vegetables. He pecked your cheek. You smiled and blushed a light red. His eyes turned into hearts and he blushed a light shade of blue. You chuckled a little bit, as well.

The tacos were done. Alphys was a little unsure about eating them because they were cooked differently than she usually did. ''Just eat it!'' you demanded her. She took a small bit out of it.

''So..............how is it?'' you put your head in your hand and took a bit out of your taco. ''Meh, mine are better.''

''I'll take that as a 'I like it'''. 

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You and Sans were walking back to your apartment. You were texting Lexi.

'Heya Lexi Texi Wexi Mexi'

'Y/N, next time I see you I WILL kill you'

You snickered. ''What's funny?'' Sans asked. ''Meh.......nothing, i'm just calling Lexi by her nickname, she hates it, but I still call her by it whenever we text.'' You realized something. ''Wait, speaking of Lexi, you never got her phone number.'' Sans shrugged. ''No, I didn't''

''Gimme your phone'' Sans reached into his pocket. He dug around then came out with nothing ''I think I left it at your apartment, sorry''

''Eh, it's okay.''

'Lexiiiiiiii...............whats your phone number?'

'OMG Y/N......its AT THE TOP OF THE FRIKIN SCREEN'

'Oh, lel, forgot :I'

'.___________.'

'-3-'

':1'

'0^0'

'Okay, Y/N we need to stop this..........face contesty thingy'

'Tru'

'Where are you right now?'

'Me and Sans are walking to my apartment'

'Can I come over? -3-'

Being honest, you just wanted some alone time with Sans, I meant Lexi is your best friend, but can't you have some alone time?

'No, I want some alone time with my boyfriend >-<'

'( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'

Oh god. She just had to do the Lenny face meme. Dear god, you sometimes hated the things Lexi did.

'T_T really Lexi?'

'Yep, I had to, I was waiting for the perfect opportunity...'

'*Insert annoyed groan*._.'

' I have to go Y/N, my mom wants me to clean the already cleaned house.'

'Omg, lel, ttyl'

'ttyl, byee'

You turned off your phone and put it in your hoodie pocket.'

''So, why does Alphys put glitter in her tacos.'' You were a bit curious. Sans shrugged. '' Being honest, I don't actually know, maybe that's how she learned.''

''Hmm.... I guess that makes sense.'' Sans laced his fingers with yours. ''Um.....you don't have to if you don't want to.....'' You shook your head. ''It's fine! Really.'' You gently squeezed his hand. The sun was beginning to set, which made a beautiful ombre in the sky.

+++++++++

You two finally arrived at your apartment. ''Wanna come inside?'' You asked Sans. He nodded and walked. You sat on the couch. You took  the remote and switched to the food network. Sans found his phone in between the cushions. ''Why was it in the cushions......?'' Sans asked.

''Don't ask me, I don't know'' Sans put it in his pocket and sat down as well. ''What show is this?'' You did not know what it was called, but it looked interesting. ''Meh, I don't know.''

About halfway through the show, you leaned on Sans' shoulder. He looked at you and smiled. He blushed a medium blue, and you were blushing a light cherry color. You laced your fingers with his. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you closer. You giggled a little bit. Your phone vibrated in your back pocket and you pulled it out.

 'Y/N! My baby bro keeps yelling at me, where did I go wrong? ;^;'

'Ever since the beginning, duh :P'

'...'

'....'

'*in a sarcastic voice* Wow, i'm soooooooooooo offended by you Y/N'

'Good you should be'

'What.Are.You.Doing'

'Im watching a cooking channel with Sans, lel'

'Don't do anything bad~'

You blushed dark red. Lexi was always a sinner, not much you could do about it anyway.

'Lexi, quit reading all those sinning fan fictions you're still a child, mentally' 

'Whatever, don't tell me what to do, i'm tired, i'm going to bed, baii'

'm'kay, byee'

You set your phone down beside you and cuddle onto Sans' chest. He puts an arm around you.

You quickly pecked his cheek bone. He flushed a dark shade of blue. ''Y/N...'' Sans started. ''Yes, Sansy?''

''You missed'' oblivious, and confused, you stare in his blue orbs. ''Umm......what do you mean?'' He wraps his other arm around you pulling you closer to him. You blush a deep red color. He presses his teeth against your lips, acting like a kiss. You melt into it and wrap your arms around his neck. You mess around with the ends of his bandanna.

You brake the kiss and...............you just look at him. He looks at you.

''Hey Sans....''

He looks into your E/C eyes.

''I love you'' you tell him as you pull him in for another kiss.