Autumn
"Get away from me you're on of them!" Yelling walking back from random person
She just looks at me weirdly. Oh well, being weird is too much fun. So suck on that.
How dare you there's teenagers under the age of 18. Just no Autumn.
"Don't infect me you zombie!" Shouting
As I run in circles with my hands up. I mean you never know for all I know you. Yes you the one reading this you could be a zombie for all I know. Or perhaps a potato.
"Security." The lady yells
Two guards come with white shirts and black pants.
"Ma'am we will have to escort you out the mall. You're bothering the other customers with your hollering."
The each take one of my arms. Dragging forcefully. Aren't they just the kindest.
"Why do you have to be so rude, I'm human too." Quoting Rude by Magic.
"You are here by banned from this mall." They let go of me while I wipe of the dust of my pants
"AUTUMN WHERE ARE YOU!" Hearing my mom yell.
She's outside the mall in the parking lot looking for me.
"MOM I'M RIGHT HERE!" Waving my hands in air
"Where have you been, she storms walking towards me?" She demands
"I got banned from the mall." Smiling sheepishly
"Oh honey I'm so proud of you." She hugs me
"Why are you proud of me?" I ask with my eyevbrow raised
"Cause I also got kicked out." Popping a gummy bear in her mouth
"Why?"
"Cause supposedly I was robbing their gummy worms, when I was just borrowing them."
"And by borrowing them you mean eat all the gummy bears and poop them out."
She nods, stuffing more into her mouth.
"Hey mom did you get gummy worms?" I ask
"Yeah here." Handing me 3 packs
"Okay I have on question though how are we going to get home?"
"I haven't thought about that, maybe when your dad comes out and realizes he has a wife & daughter."
A while later...
My dad comes out with bags in his hands. He looks likes he belongs in a fashion show. With sunglasses and a dramatic entrance yeah he needs to be in a fashion show.
"Hey dad." I smile
"Hi Honey." My mom grins
Oh no, what did she do this time. Whenever my mom grins you know something's up.
Dad takes off his sunglasses revealing a racoon. Yes you heard me right a racoon. With black eyes that looks like over rated eyeliner.
Some whiskers on his cheeks, a black nose, and least but not least a tail.
"I love your new look dad." Sniffling laughter
"I know I know it's great, now don't come on me all at once."
"I think you look great." Mom smiles
YOU ARE READING
The Gummy Worm Kids ✅
HumorMeet Isaiah and Autumn, the two kids that are also obsessed with candy. Not only are they sassy, but very funny. Do not let their innocence fool you. A/N sequel to Gummy Bear Girl Amazing cover by @zelaughingueen 2nd book in the Gummy series 1. Gum...