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Mira's game

~Mirajane the Matchmaker has logged in~
~Fairy tail's main members have logged in~

Mira: Hello minna san!
Lucy: This is a bad sign....
Everyone except Mira and Lucy: Oh god. The evil matchmaker....
Mira: Let's play a game!
Natsu: I'm all fired up!
Elfman: Games are manly!
Wendy: A game sounds fun!
Romeo: Same here Wendy!
Gray: Whatever.
Juvia: Same as Gray sama!
Gajeel: Are there prizes like metal and iron?
Mira: Sure...!
Lucy, Erza, Levy, & a few others: Okay.... let's just get over with this!
Mira: Alright! Let's play truth or dare!
Everyone: Sigh.
Mira: Lucy! Truth or dare~
Lucy: Tr..u...th....?
Cana: Wimpy girl.
Mira: Is it true you liked Natsu when he brought you here?
Lucy: Uh... No.. I mean... Yes? Wait.. maybe? I don't know!
Wendy: Awww!
Romeo: So romantic~
Levy: You liiiiike him!
Lucy: Stop with the dumb cat act!
Gajeel: Bleck. Love. 
Mira: I heard yes in there somewhere, so next!
Lucy: Laxus, Truth or Dare?
Elfman: I'd be manly and say Dare!
Laxus: Truth.
Most of fairy tail's people: Wimp!
Lucy: Answer truthfully. If Mira were the last girl in the entire world, would you date her?
Laxus: Sure, I guess.
Juvia: Omg! Juvia thinks this is cute!
Evergreen: Feel the love~
Lisanna: Wow~ Sister~
Lucy: Kyaa!!!
Laxus: Alright, Gray, Truth or dare?
Cana: Be a man!
Elfman: That's the spirit, Cana!
Evergreen: Both of you, shut it!
Gray: All of you are wimps! Dare!
Laxus: I dare you to tell Ashbrains that you love him.
Erza: Ooh~
Gajeel: Go for it, Gray, ya dense head!
Gray: Uh... er.... fine.
Natsu: .... I'm waiting.
Gray: ..... I LOVE YOU BROTHA!
Natsu: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Laxus: That wasn't so hard, you too.
Gray: Wendy, Truth or dare.
Wendy: Please, spare me. Dare!
Gray: I dare you to get with Romeo!
Natsu: My little brother is all grown up!
Romeo: Natsu nii san!!!
Natsu: What?
Wendy: Fine. Romeo! (Oh Romeo! Where are thou, sweet Romeo? LOL XD)
Romeo: Wendy..... don't you dare...
Wendy: I love you!
Romeo: I'm going to go faint now.
Lucy: Puppy love!
Erza: Kawaii!
Mira: What did I miss? I fainted around Laxus's truth.
Everyone: A LOT.
Wendy: Cana, I won't go hard, but truth or dare?
Cana: You're okay, kid. Dare.
Wendy: I dare you to... I dare you...
Cana: Yeah?
Wendy: Uh... Lucy san! Help me out!
Lucy: When you drink, you're not allowed to talk to anyone!
Wendy: Thanks Lucy san!

~Cana Alberona has logged off~

Everone: Welp....
Mira: That's all for today I guess.
Lucy: Yup! Remember, Fairy Tail does not belong to this writer. 
Mira: Hiro Mashima is responsible for the anime.
Lucy: Anyways, Goodbye!

~Everyone has logged off~

Behind the broken fourth wall:

"Lol. Natsu, wasn't this supposed to be just us chatting?"
"Yeah, but the writer was weird and started adding random people. She's probably bored."
"Probably."
"Alright! Show's over! Pack your stuff, we'll meet back up tomorrow. Eight am sharp!"
"Yes ma'am, Ms. Mirajane Strauss!"
"Good children. Oh, Natsu, Lucy, come here. We need to talk."
"Yes, Mira?" 
"Yeah, what is it, weird matchmaker?"
"Next chapter, you guys are gonna have some... moments. Okay?"
"...Okay.. just don't make it too graphic. Remember, kids are reading this."
"Yeah, Me and Luce can do a lime, not a lemon."
"Got it."
"Bye Mira!"
"Bye lovebirds!"