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Fairies

[Natsu has started a chat]
《Natsu has logged on》
《Wendy has logged on》
《Lucy has logged on》
《Gray has logged on》
《Erza has logged on》
Natsu: Guys.
Guys.
Guys.
Lucy: What do you want?
And why are you spamming?
Gray: Ya. I'm trying to deal with Juvia.
She won't shut up.
Erza: I'm trying to eat cake.
Wendy: I'm listening, Natsu-san.
Natsu: Spam does sound good,
Thanks for being nice Wendy,
But strait to the point...
I found a fairy in my fairy garden.
Lucy: You have a fairy garden?
Where is it?
Natsu: America.
Wendy: Natsu-san, are you okay?
Where is this 'America' place located?
Natsu: And I'm proud to be an American.
Gray: He's drunk.
I know it.
Erza: Does America have cake!?
Natsu: Five hundred thousand Gajeel-ion x Levyish million cakes.
Erza: •-• What?
Lucy: Natsu. What even was that.
Erza: That many!?
Wendy: You believe him!?
Gray: This is now Juvia!?
Natsu: This is Cana!?!
Lucy: I don't know why we're doing this!?
《Cana has logged on》
Cana: hey its natsu and i cant find my fone
Lucy: Wait... so..
That really wasn't you?
Cana: what do you mean
Wendy: Fix your grammar, please.
Thank you.
Erza: Cana has your phone.
You're welcome.
《Erza has logged off》
Cana: aww by erza
I need my fone back
•Gray has changed their name to Juvia's husband•
Juvia's husband: Hey flamebrain!
Cana: what did you say
Popsicle
Juvia's husband: Sorry. Juvia had my phone.
Oh my Mavis.
My name is disgusting
Natsu: Haha. Imma delete this chat now. Bye.
[This chat has been deleted]