Pain Is Hilarious (Billdip)

Coffee, Water, and bashing your face in a brick wall

She looked at us with those sea green eyes. She seemed happy to meet us, but judging by Bills face he possibly knew something I didn't. He tugged on my sleeve signifying he wanted to run away. I don't think I have ever seen him this scared.Never seen anyone this scared. I ignore his fearful gesture and walk forward. I hold out my hand to shake her's.

" Its nice to meet you. My name is Dipper. Dipper Pines." She looked curiously at my hand as if it was a foreign object. I could feel Bills fear intensify with the silence. She reaches out to shake my hand.

"Ellaquare." She shakes my hand and nods. I smile my fake smile at her and in turn get one back.

"And hello to you too, Bill." Wait... Do they know each other? She walks past me to the cowering Dorito man behind me.

"Long time no see, huh?" She had a smug evil smile sprawled across her face. It worried me. They were talking more, but I couldn't hear anything. I just knew I needed to get Bill out of here.

"Hey. Its been real nice chatting with you Ellaquare, but We should be heading home." She pulls back from Bill and turns to face me.

" Of course!" That fake sweet smile was detailed across her face once again.

"Ill see you guys later! Bye bye now!" I hated her strong country accent. I kinda wanna bash her face in the concrete. No. A brick wall. I grab bill by the collar of his shirt and drag him out of the woods away from the conflict.

TIME SKIP

It took us about an hour to get back home. We walked in silence.

Once inside I could see that no one else was home. I let go of Bill and walked up to my room. I walk as fast as I possibly can without running. I knew Bill would follow, but I didn't want to deal with him.

I locked the door and put a chair against it. I walked into the closet and burred myself in the clothes within said closet. I could hear Bill try to open it, but fail. Then I heard something unexpected. He broke down the door.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

He opens the closet door with cups in each hand.

"Do you want coffee or water?" He smiled as he said this. I reach for one of the mugs and take it. I wanted water. I was surprised when I looked down into the cup to find that it contained only air. I looked ta Bill puzzled. That is until he snapped his fingers and my cup was filled with the cool clear liquid. I look up at him with disbelief.

"I can explain, Pine tree" I just sat there.