Pain Is Hilarious (Billdip)

Yes.

I blush under Bill. Why was I even in this situation?!  Not thinking, I push Bill off of me forcefully. He starts to laugh. I get nervous and stare blankly at him.
"Wow!  We were having a moment!" Bill states while trying to contain his laughter.
"You're so funny, Pine Tree!" He smiles at me, his eyes closed. I simply blush and look down. No eye contact. I look at him. Damn. He looked very sexy. No. Yes. No. Yes.

Yes. 
I smile at him while he tries desperately to not look at him for too long. He smiles and walks out of the room. I burst into laughter. 

As the day progressed, I did my chores for the day and exchanged glances with Bill all day. Around mid day, when Dipper was just finishing up to take a break, he felt someone tap his shoulder. He automatically thought it to be Bill, but when he turned around, to his surprise, i was not the blonde. 

"Hey there, Dipper!"  Ellaquare exclaimed excitedly. I turn around to face the pink haired girl. 

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Her boobs were still huge... what should I expect though?

"Hello!" I said in the most friendly voice I could possibly muster. She looked me directly in the eye, as if she was reading me. I turn around to continue what I was doing. I just wanted to be free. She walks over to the side of me. I turn to where she stands, clearly annoyed. 

"What do you want, Ellaquare?" By now I had a case of resting bitch face that was not going to disappear. She moves very close to my ear. I get tense and begin to withdraw myself from this situation. She pulls my head forward, keeping a firm grasp. 

"What I want, Dipper, Is to make a deal." She said in a low  sinister voice. 

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I book it.

I escape her tight grasp on me and run all the way up to my room, locking it as I enter. 

HOLLU SHITTU!!!! NO WAY AM I MAKING A DEAL WITH THAT FUCKING HORNY ASS BITCH!!!

(A/N) Deal with it Cammie XD  ( I love you )