family shopping

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One day, mum, dad, n lil Johnny were shopping in the mall, when Johnny saw a woman walk past with rather large breasts.

Lil Johnny says
"Mummy mummy look, that woman has bigger boobies then you"
Mum says "that's ok son, the bigger they are the dumber you are"
LJ: "oh ok mummy"

A little while later, the family is in another shop when Little Johnny sees a man with a large penis walk past.

LJ: " daddy daddy look, that man has a bigger cock then you"
Dad says" that's alright son, the bigger it is, the dumber you are"
LJ: "oh ok"

After that the dad had to take Little Johnny to the bathroom. On the way back, Little Johnny runs to his mum.

"mummy mummy guess what?"
"What son?"
"Well I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest woman ever, n the more he talked, the dumber he got!"

Hehehehehehehehe

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