One very cold winter morning, an Amish elderly lady and her granddaughter were riding to town on their horse drawn carriage.
The granddaughter says
"Grandmother, my hands are frozen"
The grandmother replies
"Well put your hands between your legs and they'll thaw"
So the girl did just that and found it worked.
The following day, the girl was riding again ont he carraige with her boyfriend.
When the boyfriend says
"My hands are frozen"
The girl replies
"Well put your hands between my legs and they'll thaw"
And so he did just that.
The next day the girl was once again riding with her boyfriend. When the boy says
"Babe, my nose is frozen"
The girl says
"Well put your nose between my legs and it will thaw"
And so he did.
The next day, once again the girl and her boyfriend are riding, when the boy says
"Hey babe, my penis is frozen"
"Well put it between my legs and it will thaw"
A few days later the girl is riding on the carraige again. The girl says to her grandmother,
"Grandmother, what is a penis?"
Shocked, the grandmother replies,
"Whatever do you mean?"
To which the girl says,
"Well, it's just they make an awful mess when they thaw"
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