AU Sans x Reader Oneshots!!!

Underswap Sans x Neko!Reader

I thought it was going smoothly, me being a Neko, but when someone started touching my tail... Ugh.... It's my super sensitive spot. The Ruins, was where everyone was pretty awestruck that I had a tail, and they were all pretty confused. Was I a human or not? The real question should be: What made me this way?

The first time someone touched my tail, was when Temmie  'introduced' me to the underground.

She started off with the stupid voice of hers, but when I swished my tail in impatience, she noticed.

"What the heck?! You have a tail?! Are you a monster or something?" This is what Temmie said, in her normal, not-weird voice, but unknowing to me, was that she started brushing my tail.

You know how I said that it was super sensitive?

Make that super sensual.

When I, *cough cough* started moaning *cough cough* this made Temmie even more confused.

"What the heck are you?!" Temmie stopped when I started shivering.

"I-I'm a neko..~" I stuttered in a stuttering manner yet in a seductive voice.

"Oh. So..." Temmie rubbed her chin in thought. "You're not a real human are you?"

"I'm real all right, but not a normal human. I'm half cat." I managed to speak in a normal fashion.

"You're not a pure human, so I'm guessing you're not going to have a pure soul..." Temmie had a conflicting expression. "Meh, I won't take your soul. So," Temmie started to vibrate into the ground. "Bye bye!"

I looked to the ground that she disappeared into. I brushed the top with my foot, and when I realized that it was a normal piece of dirt, I continued on my merry way, and eventually made it to Asgore's house, of course, after he gave me a tutorial to how the puzzles of the underground work and how to engage in a fight. We eventually made it towards his house, which in my opinion, was the coziest place I have ever been in yet. There was a fireplace, a bookshelf, a mirror in the hallway, the smell of tea, and also some rooms that are just so cute!

All this joy came to an end when I wanted to leave this darling little home. I just wanted to go see what was beyond the door, and being the curious cat I am, I fought my way to the end, well, mercying my way to the end.

I then finally spared Asgore for the MILLIONTH TIME, and I hugged him. I just saw that he needed a hug, so I head-butted to him and even purred to him, and he petted me in return. I only did this with the people I love, and am concerned about, so this was a lucky thing for him to touch me this way. Any other time, I would try to beat the whiskers out of my opponents and make sure that they don't touch me again!

When our little session was over, I smiled a warm smile at Asgore, and I opened the ginormous purple door, and leaped into the new place...

Which ended up being snow.

I could care less if snow got on me, because I was having a BLAST out in the snow! 

I never got to experience snow much. I saw it, but then I would be put inside, to do more tests on me, so I never really ventured off anywhere, until now.

I rolled in the snow, and swatted the snow, and all around just enjoyed being in the snow.

That is, until I heard a stick break behind me...

I whisked my head around that was about an inch off the ground, and turned to see who it was. I saw no one, so I started to get up on my feet, and I bolted towards the fence-bridge-thingy that was up ahead. I was about to go forward, when I heard a voice.