You walked down the hall of the base of Overwatch. You were coming up to a T intersection when Soldier 76 crossed your path heading the same direction you were. So naturally you walked behind him. As you were waking you noticed just how toned his back was. Your eyes ventured lower until OH MY WHAT AN ASS! Like seriously this thing was glorious. Perfectly defined and oh so tight. Those pants really left nothing to the imagination, not that you were complaining. Then an idea popped into your head. You stealthily caught up to him, brought your hand back, and slapped dat ass as hard as you could and then booked it down the hall. You didn't hear him following so you peaked over your shoulder and saw him standing there, stunned. But that soon changed as he looked up at you, your eyes met and you knew you were in trouble. You ran as fast as you could to the common area just to find who you were looking for. Ana. She was talking with Lena. You ran and hid behind here.
"Hide me!" You pleaded between giggles.
"What did you do this time?" She sighed.
"I slapped a Jack ass."You burst out, trying to conceal the giggles.
Just then Soldier 76 burst in. "YYYYYYYYY/NNNNNNNN!!!"
"Oh shit!" You panicked.
Soldier 76 stomped over to you but you kept Ana between him and yourself. All the while Lena had disappeared. Ana merely looked between the two of you as the wheels in her head turned. When she understood she burst out laughing. 76 stood there upset and confused.
"Ana please this isn't funny!" 76 huffed.
"Oh yes it is." It wasn't well known but Ana loved puns and she found yours to be good as gold.
