*BASED OFF A TRUE STORY*
LILITH X THE WILD WILD WEST?
Lilith chewed on a toothpick as her feet kicked the sand beneath her. A tumbleweed flew past the cactuses as all of the Tucsonians sighed at the stereotypes.
Lilith tipped her cowboy hat and remembered what happened to lead her here, in the middle of the desert.
~HOWDY PARDNER, 20 MINUTES EARLIER~
Lilith had been dragged by the hair to a local subway to enjoy lunch with her friend (and two annoying little kids but I'll get to that later.)
All was going well until Kayla gave them sugar. From the urination station, Jason was screaming the lyrics to the Steven Universe theme song. Kayla was walking around without a top on her drink, and proceeded to exclaim that she was walking around "topless."
RJ was just talking about Ouija boards or the Charlie Charlie challenge with fidget spinners, something cringy. Despite the younger kids, Kayla was the worst as she proceeded to talk about cannibalism and eating human flesh.
Lilith sighed as she tapped Kayla's shoulder, mumbling "You guys gotta calm down." Kayla turned around to look at her. "OI YOU TRYIN TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO? YOU ON YOUR MAN PERIOD, PISSFACE?" She yelled.
"I'm a femal-" "THATS BULL." Kayla interrupted. Jason then yelled "This is the kids table! No adults allowed!"
All went dead silent and a voice was heard. "I guess that means the tables have turned." Everyone turned to look at Kayla. "Get it? The tables... Have turned. Both figuratively and literally."
The subway dude got so PO'd that he yelled for everyone to get out. Kayla took as many cookies as possible from the counter before running for it.
And that's how Lilith got kicked out of a subway two blocks away from her house.
~PRESENT TIME~
Lilith kicked the door to her house open with her cowboy boots, wiping the sweat from her forehead. "I've been gone for weeks, momma, but I'm back pardner."
Cassie sighed. "You've been gone for two hours." She was interrupted by a gorgeous voice from outside her window. A stale meme serenade.
"someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME" Kayla scrememed. She was interrupted by yet another voice, as Cassie mumbled "Why does everyone interrupt in this story?"
"ITS HIGH NOON." She heard in a very cowboy voice as she started to run.
"Oh SHHHHHHHIIIIIIII-"
THE END.
IF CASSIE SEES THIS, I APOLOGIZE. I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE ELSE THOUGH.
As I write this....
ITS TEN TWENTY-THREEE.
