"Nooo, Meghan, you don't get a cookie."
"Coooooookie."
"NO. MEGHAN YOU GET AN ORANGE."
Megan punched Kermit in the face and he flew across the room, bleeding. Meghan ripped open the mystery box in excitement.
"NooooooooOOOOOOO! OORRRAAANNNNGEEE!" Meghan scrememed and started crying.
She went to the top of a building and was about to jump off, several tears of cookie depravity rolling down her cheeks. She then heard a voice.
"Meghaaan..." An echoey, mysterious voice called. "Meghan don't do it..."
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Cookie?"
They lived happily ever after, in a bliss of sugar rushes and trying not to literally devour each other.
Until cookie-sama melted and died.
And Kermit pressed charges.
Meghan spent a lifetime sentence in jail for abusing a childhood celebrity.
Miss Piggy was depressed that her husbando was crippled.
They got a divorce.
Everyone died sad, miserable deaths.
