I'M REALLY BORED SO HERE'S ANOTHER STORY YOU'RE WELCOME
Mmmmm this one's a love triangle
Kayla x knaifu x turkeys
HAPPY LATE THANGSKIVING LOZERS
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The sweet pocket knaifu. It's blade shone as it sat upon the table, begging to be opened (and stabbed into the vital organs of innocent children)
Jeez that was edgy
Kayla (hey that's a me) picked up knaifu and smiled, opening it. She was cut off as O'Ryan, Orien, O'rien, Orion, Oreo, octagon???????? (I DON'T KNOW GOD DAMMIT) told her to do her creative things and draw turkeys or something for thanksgiving.
She took a sharpie and some paper platess then drew some turkeys like a derpy turkey and an emo turkey and idfkkkkk.
Then when all the little squiddo kiddos left her alone she took sweet knaifu and caressed her handle, then ran around and massacred all the turkeys (including Pi Turkey, Mr. 3.14159265358979323846264... and so on, may his first million digits forever rest in our heart)
Emo Turkey wanted to die anyway and MCR turkey was already dead (DEAL WITH IT LMAOOOOO)
And then Kayla died and everyone knew why because she had this story on wattpad call 🅱️top 🅱️e 🅱️efore 🅱️t 🅱️ets 🅱️orse and it documented her spiral into homicidal insanity MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHDHSHSHSKXJIDJDJFDJ
THE END
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JUST KIDDING LOL I TROLLED YOU I'M NOT DEAD YET
although the furries getting kinda pissed off, they might try to end me soon if I make another joke about their fursonas
Jesus Christ Amanda no one cares about Damien the homosexual wolf cat so stfu.
Well I'm likely dead now so please put this quote on my gravestone:
"RIPP in peace my dimmadawgs, also fun fact, Masky liking cheesecake was a fat joke directed at Tim Sutton, Masky's awesome actor, so stfu you stupid fan girls and get edumucated."
^^ it's true
(Tim Sutton/Buntane Pastorias the Wizard Lizard/Timman/Morningstar Sinclair/Tim Wright/The Masked Man or Masky/Spongebob Squarepants/dad/dead is actually Jesus Crust our lord and savior)
((K imdone now bye bye it's past my bedtiem))))))))))
Why couldn't EverymanHYBRID and TribeTwelve collab with Marble Hornets, even a little bit?
