What the fuck, Robot Chicken?:
My family consists of me my step dad and my mother. We decide to visit my sister and her family on the eve of my nieces coming of age in her apartment. What I'd didn't realise was that her coming of age was a very graphic and disturbing ritual that I wasn't aware of. Sadly it happens in every household in The Country. I don't know where we really are but it is not the U.S or any other known country. The ritual includes the man of the household, the father, and the child coming of age having sex. Its horrible and I won't go into extreme detail. At some point in time my mother disappears and I am left trying to protect my niece and nephew from my step dad and my sister who I don't think is really my sister.
I never see her face and I'm too worried about the kids to care. Lewd advances are made towards me and I ignore them thinking of a way to escape. All of a sudden my niece disappears and I worry. I found her in her room playing with her toys. My nephew disappears and I have this unconscious feeling he is safe and looking for freedom. As I think this, there is a commotion in the apartment's living room. I walk out and I see him. The love of my life, who I hadn't met until now. But I have this connection to him that says we know each other and we've known each other for a long long time.
I leave with him knowing my niece and nephew are safe for now. Out of nowhere we are the subject of an epic car chase. I think it was based off of a robot chicken episode. Like everything became like an episode of robot chicken except for me and the car. The car was all too real and I was still a flesh and blood human. I spy an empty alley and he pulls in and jumps out of the car. As soon as he is out I follow too only to get a glimpse of him jumping into an open doorway leading to a basement. Inside the stairs are disconnected. They look like a segment of the wonky stairs in Labyrinth ft David Bowie (RIP legend).
I follow him to his apartment that is very cozy and warm but cluttered. I go in and am suddenly hit with heat. He magically becomes a real human man and I actually get a good look at his features. I notice that there are scars on his face. Faint but they seem to spell out a name. His maybe? This whole time I don't even know his name but I experienced my first ever car chase and watched as he killed my "sister" and saved my niece and nephew. My stepdad got away and I chased him until he literally walked into an airport straight to the Queen of England and hugged her like they were old friends. He then looked at me and said this isn't over. On my way back to the apt. I noticed other families doing the same as what would have been done to my niece. Mothers were fixing up their little boys while watching their husbands rape their daughters and I was disgusted. I ran back to the apt to find the man waiting for me and the we were chased.
A woman in white walks out of one of his rooms holding a knife to the back of my best friend and I sneak behind her. I pull on her clothing in time to push my friend forward and wretch the knife away from the woman in white. I pull her until we are face to face and stab her and I jump into her arms. I don't know what happens but suddenly I feel giddy and horny at the same time. The act of plunging the knife into her abdomen was so beautiful that I felt myself become drenched in arousal. I look to the man and find him staring at me. I lock eyes with him and I push the knife in further. I jumped from her arms and push her too the floor. I turn around and actually check him out. His physique was lean yet buff. He had a light stubble that added to his hard stares and clenched jaw.
He wore a pair of black slacks the slimmed like skinny jean. His shirt was TØP merchandise from a concert in the early 2010s. Back to whitie and her forever stain attire. She stood up like it was no big deal and pulled out another knife. Just like before I take it from her. This time I stab it into her breast bone deep enough to penetrate her heart and cause it to stick. If she pulls it out she will bleed to death. I turn again and this time she stands up pulls out the knife from her chest and then pulls out a pair of upgraded scissors? I take both from her and each time I get more and more high of the adrenaline rush and the simple thrill of plunging what ever sharp object into her. Then she randomly pulls out a fucking SYRINGE!! I kid you not. This bitch pulls out a giant ass syringe that is filled with a clear yellowish liquid and I stand there in disbelief. I mean come on man. A fucking syringe? Really? Then my nephew comes out of nowhere grabs the syringe and sticks the fucking thing through her chest. Like the whole fucking thing goes through and get stuck halfway so she looks like a fucking dummy with a giant hole in her chest filled by a fucking syringe. I am officially done with this fucking world right now. It doesn't help that the man is sitting at the kitchen looking at me with the most heated eyes ever and I am loving the attention. My nephew comes up to me and whispers in my ear something important. Something I can't share until the end. Then he disappears. Like literally vanishes right before my eyes. Like a fucking vampire or something idek. He leaves and I'm left alone with the man. Idk where my friend went because I think that bitch hauled ass with my nephew and I don't blame her. Hopefully she takes the emergency bag and gets the hell out of Dodge. The man is seriously fucking with my hormones and I really feel like moaning right now. I turn towards the "white" Lady and find a puddle of "not wanting to identify right now" goo. I step around it and head towards the first room I saw. It was a clutter free room with a connected bathroom I was so fucking happy to see. I stripped not caring who saw and settled in the tub. I turned on the water and waited for it to fill as I washed my self. I really needed to relax for a good hour before anymore adventures tonight. I played with the bubbles that surrounded me and relaxed. I closed my eyes and drifted into dream land.
I was drifting along with unicorns and boxes of custom pizza. Each with their own garlic sauce cup and a side of free movies and TV shows. Then he appeared. Like fukken Venus from the sea he appears naked but a thick mist to cover the good bits. Although not very well if I may add.
A dream within a dream and I'll be damned if I was gonna let it all go to waste.A/N: I'm gonna extend this story into a full one shot complete with sex, love, and adventure.

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HumorPretty funny Pretty Fucked up But very entertaining. You will probably find yourself either laughing or sympathising with me so be prepared my dreams are weird asf.