The Team Punch Carla Theme Song.
Copyright shit.
(Distant chanting from the Meme Squad: team punch Carla! *repeat four times*)
TPC: welcome to T-P-C.
Maddie: "since I'm the only person here who gets anything done, I'll go first."
So Carmen thinks I'm Emo.
She says I'm finding Nemo.
She also says I've been doing that for the past twelve years.
She thinks I need rehab.
I am two countries.
I am a second class... Actually I won't finish that rhyme.
I can't rhyme with countries.
I'm from Something To Do With Countries.
All: welcoooommmeee to T-P-C.
Gwen: "my tuuuurrrrnnn."
I'm a mother of my child.
I'm also trying to kill her.
The regret I feel is mild.
I have a tendency to murder.
I feel it's kinda normal.
But they say it ain't normal.
Talking really quickly.
I am seven countries.
All: welcooooomme to T-P-C.
Lily: "okay, bitches, Britain in the house."
I have seal laugh.
I'll chase Carla down a dark path.
Of insanity through my laugh.
I sound like an evil psycho path.
I like needles.
I'm a bit evil.
Seal.
Meal.
(Maddie: what the fuck was that?"
Lily: "I couldn't rhyme with seal!")
All: welcoooommmeee to T-P-C!
Mya: "it's-a time for ita-time."
Make pasta.
Run fasta.
War can notsa.
Pasta.
Fasta.
I'm always clung onto.
Fuck my life.
Uhh.... Yeah?
I dunno, go on without me.
All: team. Punch. Car. La.
We are the best team.
When we scare people we usually say bah.
Because we're pathetic like that.
*record scratch*
(Mystery voice: "alright alright alriiiiiggghhhttttt peasants! Russia in the hooouuuuusseeee!")
(Maddie: oh god.
Lily: she's drunk by the way)
Carmen: *rapping*
Yo right bitches.
I am the richest.
I am the greatest
I am the most awesome
You are not
Fuck you Gilbert.
I AM BETTER THAN ALL YOU- *screaming*
(Lily: *wheelbarrowing Carmen out the room (the music video will be so fun to make)* okay, back to normal).m
All: TEAM PUNCH CARLA WE'RE THE BEST!
TEAM PUNCH CARLA!
KILL THE REST!
*Carmen slides in with an electric guitar* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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My own songs
RandomI can't remember wether I've written one of these or not, but I'm writing this now. Basically songs. These can be fnaf, Creepypasta the occasional Undertale or my own actual normal ones. Be prepared for the most random collection of tuneless noises...
