My own songs

Lancer

Not to be associated with the My Chemical Romance song of the same name (I don't regret that joke in the slightest).

Lancer.
Original composition by Toby Fox.
Original Lyrics by me.
Art by: the official deltarune sprite with I love.
-signed, Lancer.

How do you do?
My name is Lancer
And how about you?

Don't answer that.
To be honest,
I do not give a crap.

So here's the game,
You're gonna get kicked
And I'll take the blame.

Surprisingly,
You don't too
Threatened by me

(That's because we're not)

Well now I'm here
To take you sorry suckers
And rake you through the dirt.
But be careful,
'Cause I imagine
Being rake through dirt
Probably really hurts.

Then after that
I'll take you to my dad
And show you the right thing to do!
Which is it to join
The Lancer fan club
Won't you?

So how was that?
I've been preparing for
our evil spat.

Although I'm not-
Too good at making
Stuff up in the spot

(You made that up?)

So honestly
What do you people
Think of me

Because I seek
Approval in everybody
I see.

So near and dear
My father holds this kingdom
So I must make him proud
If I succeed
Maybe Rouxls won't shun me
And say I'm "too damn loud."

And maybe if
I can do this I might
Just survive the year!
I won't have to go crying
To Rouxls Kaard
With a face sticky with tears (that's kinda sad).

You sorry punks
Are about to be
Totally destroyed
Are you ready?
Lancer's about to thrash you all
Goood!