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GoN's diss track (a parody of Dan's diss track)

Note: this is a joke.

GoN's Diss track.
Original: Dani Snot On Fire.
Use at will, just tag.
Punishment for no credit: I will painfully tattoo Phan Is Real Into your forehead then sing you I Can't Help Falling In Love With You on an electrical guitar until you fall asleep.

About a month without song writing
She comes back with a tag!
That no one even tagged her in.
She's not a challenge to drag.

So prepare for an attack
She might raid your fridge
But this weird emo's bout to get
DraGGED By hEr haIR FRiZz

First things first
You're not even tall
It's weird
You look like a dwarf.

You had hair
That was okay
But now it's a mess
Nice job, you freaking Nord.

Throw in this shitty Yorkshire accent
Yeah, that's this weird canary.
You're what would happen if
Satan gave birth to a dictionary.

You never upload videos.
What? Being judged is scary?
Even your followers forgot you.
You're life's imaginary!

The only reason you have friends
Is 'cause you're a sad strange bi.
That people ship with her friends.
'Cause they think it's Kawaii!

"Oh?"

(Reasons why you're a fail~
Yas)

"I'll give you some."

*HHHHHHHHHHH*

You always tweet
You overeat
You never cry
You always sleep

You're not funny
You're a meme
Without a single
ounce of comedy.

You only passed your geography test
Because you got three marks
And then you go ahead and say
School's a walk in the park.

You say you hate humanity
But you're best friends with the worst
It took you four months to come out
You're such a lame ass girl.

*HHHHHHH*

I could go on
There's more i could tell
There's more things on this list
Then your friends in hell.

Just admit it, everyone think your problematic
Your parents? Yeah, and refrain from saying they think you're anorexic.

Your celebrity crush was Rosé.
But now it's fucking V?
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN
IS YOUR SEXUALITY?!

It's hard to put you in a box
When you keep it so blurry(face)
I think it's just to hide the fact
T H A T Y O U ' R E A T T R A C T E D T O M C F L U R R Y ' S.

"I... I'm joking. Obviously.
Okay that got deep"

Repress it?
Yup!
Before I start laughing
Let's wrap this shit up!

I'm gonna go watch Hamilton
Then complain 'cause I don't like pizza
Shout out to my fellow wattpadders
Especially Tam and Mira.

A cringe compilation
Wired with cultural appropriation
Met with loads of depreciation
ITS THE FANFIC NATION.

AND SO FOLLOW!
If you wanna read no updates for months
To see my last one
From ten years ago.
Read Madness Called Love.

So leave a comment with your reaction
You can scream out in anger
But you just witnessed the roast
OF A BRITISH GIRL CALLED CARLA.

............

*starts laughing 'cause self depreciation is funny).