Ice Meets Evil

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Maddie: you know how we should revise?

Me: how?

Maddie: let's make a song.

Me: Boy Meets Evil parody about ice?

Maddie: yes.

Me: let's go.

Ice Meets Evil.
Copywrite GardenOfNightmares (and @madelinshuttleworth)
Use at will, just credit and tag.
Punishment for no credit: J-hope will lose all hope.
Credit for original song: BTS's Jung Hoseok (J-hope).

The icebergs are melting.
Because of global warming
It has left its path
to the valley.

The force of a glacier
Sharpens the edge of an arête.
But because of the uncontrollable heat
The iceberg is gone now.

I'm smart like this.

Global warming is another name for the devil.
Don't forget this
It's on the test so remember even while unconscious.
I feel the sharp reality more every day.

There's solid water and rocks being plucked away.
I never knew that
Was what freeze-thaw actually was,
Ice.

The glacial till is adding
More to its collection
as the glacier is oncoming.
BBC Bitesize videos echo.

In order to be free from school
We mustn't forget or give up.
Because abrasion is here now.
I threw my spare time away studying it.

When I woke up I was
surrounded by a flat surface
Surrounded by the evidence of abrasion
And what was once a glacier.

It's not very good
Global warming and everything
Yeah it's warm now.
I don't wanna fail my test.

TWO KIDS
REVISION
REVISION
TWO KIDS

U-SHAPED VALLEY
REVISION
REVISION
CORRIE.

TWO KIDS
REVISION
REVISION
TWO KIDS

U-SHAPED VALLEY
REVISION
REVISION
CORRIE.

I'm gonna fail.
I'm gonna fail.
I'm gonna fail.
Yeah I'll probably fail.

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