The Call Games

Chapter 3 I'm a little smart ass

Xavier /
Katrina /
Jack

Incoming call
Xavier

Who's calling this phone and why!

This is Xavier and I'm calling for Katrina. Who are you?

I might be the queen of England, you never know.

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(faint) Jack! Who are you talking to? And were is my phone? You better not be talking selfies of you in my closet again!

(softer than before) THAT WAS ONE TIME! And like I have your phone. Haha. I don't have it any way I think it's in your vanity draw like last time the one in the girls room.

Nice save!

Thanks, I try!

(still faint but closer) You answered 1 of my questions. Now answer the last one.

My bros?

(close) Can I have my phone back now?

Fine!

Thank you very much!

Hello?

Oh hey Xavier! Hope my friend didn't give you any trouble. He actually was wearing my clothes! That piece of crap!

(giggle ) WAIT WHAT?!? (full on laughing)

You actually sound like a baby on steroids when you laugh! (giggle )

Kati is it too late to give back your Victories secret under wear set?

Give me a sec...

OK... (giggle )

(far away kinda) What the f#ck is wrong with you, you are such a prick (thump) OWE! OUE! You are such a disgusting piece of sh#t! You can keep my damb under wear you son of a b##check!!

Only you could say all that and it still sounds like smooth butterfly wing beets! Damb!

He's not wrong...

Thanks, but anyways... Why ja callin' sweetie?

You okay?

Yup... (growls) Jack just thinks he's a pole dancer. (whines) He's got his filthy hands on my striper pole!

You know you like what you see!

Please! I'm witnessing the start of World War II you f#– no don't take the f#cking thong of you b#st«rd!

Fine! You are such a virgin!

Shut up!

(car horn blares ) Sorry Kitten I gotta split see ja soon!

See ja soon Jack stripper

(grown) bye

Wow Katrina I never knew you had a such a sharp tung!

Yup you wanna hear a poem that Jack created after he heard me cussing the teacher?

Would I!!

(sign) I'm a little smart ass
Short and stout
Here in my finger
Here is my mouth
When I get all worked up,
I will shout...
Piss me off and
I'll cuss you out!

Wow that that was quite liget!

Liget? What? Are you 9?

At heart I am!

Only you would say that!

I am the one and only!

You know, why don't we start messaging?

That sounds cool I can send you a picture me and-

- I can send you a picture of me! That sounds great!

Oh! And why do you have a stripper pole?

We get crazy at girls night, bacheloret parties and just hanging out!

You are so cool! Can I hangout with you and your friends?

If you want but I can't trust a stranger. So we should first meet up! What cha think?

What do I think? Hmm... I think YEAH! OVIOSLY!

Cool how about...

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Tomorrow's Saturday, so yeah tomorrow morning for coffee at Dunkin Donuts... How's that?

Cool that should work! See you then.

Cool bye

Bye Kat

BEEP BEEP BEEP

WOW! I FINALLY GET TO MEET KATRINA!! YAY!!!