Katrina /
Xavier
Incoming call
Katrina
WHAT!?!
Hey to you too Xav! You k? Cause you kinda hurt my ears!
O
h you know. I'm just sitting in the waiting room at the my stupid French lessons, that my parents forced me to go to by the way, when my phone blasts Dumb ways to die theme song! And now EVERYONE IS GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE !!!
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Go ahead.
WHAT!?! (Laughs histerickly) DUMB WAYS TO DIE ! WHAT!?! (Calms down but still giggling a little)
Calm down! It's not that funny!
OK I'm good. And yeah it kinda is... So why is that your ringtone?
Um.. Coz I like that one. And I attract less attention?
It attracts more attention you nuggie! OH-MY-FREAKING-GOD!! You lucky you have me you poor, pathetic thing. Try the All we know instrumental it draws less attention and, is bound to make you drowsy!
I'm hungryyy!!
NMP! Sweetheart.
NMP? What?
Not my problem. My oh my! You've really have a lot to learn Xav!
(Girly voice) My oh my! Kat, have you been told how annoying you are?
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Kat?
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Kat?
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Katrina?
YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHAT! DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Katrina sweetie what's the matter?
Oh you know! You just used the exact sentence my ex-best friend said after I found her sleeping with my, now ex-boyfriend!
What? Really?
Really Xavier!
I'm so so sorry!
It's fine you didn't know. (sniff )
♪ I love you, you love me. ♪
♪Let's get together and kill Barney ♪
♪With a baseball bat and a four by four ♪
♪ No more purple dinosaur ♪
(giggle) Your crazy!
I try.
You know. I could always teach you French if you want...
Sure, but I'll take the trial lesson. K?
K , thanks
No prob!Bye.
Bye
Wai-
Beep beep beep
-t! Why did you call? OK, she just hung up on me.
Mr. Perrie you can join your class now!
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The Call Games
PovídkySome funny people calling each other and just being happy to be a live
