Life In The Sky

Birdy when watching a Transformers movie

I'm watching Transformers 4 right now and I made some comments during the film

Some of them were..unpleasent and others were eh.

"Haha! You thought, bish!"

"Oh, Bumblebee."

"Optimus Prime is like Dumbledore."

"NO IRONHIDE!!!! NO RATCHET!!!! Not you too, Bee."

"You didn't take it from the government. You stole it from Chicago."

"Megatron is such a sucky name. They could've named him Silver Death or Blackhole."

"BUMBLEBEE MY BAB!"

"Are you making the future or copying the present? Or 'past' as you call it."

"Shane looked like Liam Hemsworth at first but now he looks like Lachlan."

"CIA stands for Central Intelligent IforgotbutitstartswithanA? DWAYNE JOHNSON AND KEVIN HART BISHES."

"Why does she have big boobs now? They're like the size of Captain America's muscles."

"You copying motherflippers."

"Bumblebee sounds better than Stinger- *le gasp* YOU COPYING MOTHERFLIPPIN A-HOLES. YOU FUDGING #+÷%_&*) $_#/+_÷($)~{[]~>●♤¥+¥÷€$&#(/;'(/₩×£+€=&/)! $&/¥:₩×€=!#?+¥▪♡□×¥×£/*"?×¥ WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?????!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah.

Raging Birdy.

I would've thrown the remote at the TV screen but then that'll just destroy my hopes for a heroic ending.

Didn't finish the movie because I had to brush my teeth and take a shower...a cold shower to be exact because I was HOT as a flaming building.

For some reason, I thought that I was in "heat."

Shut the flip up Birdy because there is 0.000000000001% chance of you being a werewolf.

If you don't what a heat is, its when a female wolf/werewolf body tempreture rises and just speeds up the mating process. If their mate or other males smell it, they become horny.

Threw in some werewolf stuff in there cause I don't flipping know why but hey, read it if you want.

P.S. Bumblebee needs a real voice, not a radio.