More than friends? 〈 Albertsstuff x Jake 〉(discontinued)

3 » Dude

A/N: I wasn't so sure we're this chapter was good or not!! Sorry if anything seems rushed! I tried to do this and fix my mistakes as I go but it's late... I can't sleep... and my brian isn't working properly!! So yeah, sorry! uwu

Albert's P.O.V

I started to wake up a bit when light shown through my window but I realized I wasn't in my bed. It also felt like something was around me...?

I opened my eyes and looked at what was holding me... it was Jake. Suddenly my cheeks (A/N: Not those cheeks you perv.) felt hot.

I took a deep breath and gently moved Jake's arm off of me. I got up to go change into new clothes cause these ones smell awful (or was that just me?) and I left Jake to sleep on the couch.

After I changed clothes I went back into the living room to see Jake still asleep. I don't have anything to do really until he wakes up.

I noticed Jake's phone was on the floor so I went over to pick it up for him. When I picked it up, I noticed that Jake hadn't set a password on it.

I wondered if I should look at it or not and after thinking for a second I thought, "Why not?" I opened up his phone and nothing odd—Jake, why are you playing my cute pretty kitty love and raise my baby girl 3?

I shrugged and moved on, looking through his messages would be crazy. I'm not his overly attached girlfriend.

So I did the civil act of... going through his twitter. There was a lot of #Jalbert as expected and a ton of people seemed to be tweeting at Lana to...

Let's change the subject! I decided to tweet something on Jake's feed.

Jake (@.JakeJayingjee)
Hey guys! It's tottally me Jake and not Albert with his phone!! Make fanart of me and Albert and send it!! THANKS. Love, Jake 💕💕💕

Alli Way Baby (@.GangstaBab)
O. M. G. LOLOLOLOL

Devi (@.DeviCanDraw)
REALLY? FANART!? YES YES YES YES YES

Baby Killua (@.IWillKillUAll)
Hmmmm... fangirl outrage in one... two... AAAAAAAH!!!! #Jalbert So cute!!!!

Cute Sauce Pan 😆 (@.CookingKYS)
fuck me daddy

Okay, that last one isn't really good but I hope Jake enjoys all that fanart later! Someone sent in a price of fanart already so I looked at it.

It was... me in a maid dress as Jake bleeds out of his nose...

What the fuck?

"Albert, what are you doing?" Jake asked in a sleepy tone.

I quickly tucked his phone away in my pocket and responded, "Waiting for your lazy ass to wake up."

Jake chuckled before glancing around, "Dude, where's my phone?"

I shrugged and said, "Don't know, now go change clothes or something, you stink."

I left to go to my room. I got Jake's phone back out as I shut the door. I suddenly heard Jake yell, "Hey Albert, I'm using your shower!"

"Fine!" I yelled back. I got back on Jake's twitter and posted—

Jake (@.JakeJayingjee)
I'm getting in the shower, 100 retweets and I'll send nudes... 200 and I'll show Albert.

I laughed slightly thinking that there's no way that that many people would retweet it. The 100 maybe but 200? No one cares that much about Jalbert.

I felt really tired despite just waking up. I guess I don't sleep well when handsome men hold me.

That is by far one of the strangest sentences I've ever said...

Since Jake was in the shower, I decided I could take a nap. I laid down on my bed and fell asleep.

~Timeskip~

I woke up maybe thirty minutes after falling asleep. I opened my eyes to see Jake... in ONLY a towel... looking through his phone that he took off my sleeping body. (A/N: That sounds wrong... oh well!)

He didn't notice I was awake so I shut my eyes and pretended to be asleep still. "God dammit Albert, now I might have to actually do this..." Jake mumbled.

Do what?

"199 retweets! Please, not one more."

Oh shit...

"Fuck! 200."

I felt Jake lay his hand on my shoulder and he shook me. "Quit..." I mumbled, faking a sleepy tone.

"Albert, look at me for a second."

I don't think I want to...

I opened one eye with a groan and Jake dropped the towel on the floor.

I quickly covered my face and screamed, "DUDE!" as my face grew hotter.

"Sorry, Albert, I got 200 retweets!"

With that, Jake left the room tO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES.

Lesson learnt. Never underestimate #Jalbert fans.