Sex, Skirts, and Spies

Chapter 4

       Edward and Roy arrived at the train station, waiting for the train departing to Xing.

    “Bye brother, I’ll miss you! And remember to oil your automail or else Winry will throw a wrench at you so hard it’ll fly all the way to Xing.” Alphonse told his elder brother, hugging him tightly after.

    “Yeah, yeah. Whatever. And don’t go messing up your armor, either!” Ed nagged his younger brother, and then Riza stepped up to Edward.

    “I’ll make sure your brother is taken care of. I’ll be held responsible for any of his injuries while you’re gone. But, for his sake, he’ll know not to get into any trouble.” Riza glared at Alphonse, and he could literally feel a shiver creep down his non-existent spine.

    “Thanks Lieutenant.” Ed smiled, and Roy observed the way he cared about his younger brother.

    You can tell he’ll be worrying about Alphonse during the whole trip. That smile can’t hide all of his worries. Roy thought, but was brought out of his trance when Fullmetal shot him an angered glare.

    “What are you lookin’ at?” He snapped, and Roy recoiled a bit.

    “Nothing. I was just admiring how you look in a dress.” Roy smirked, making Edward blush.

    Edward was wearing a red dress with a black leather jacket. He had white gloves on both of his hands, and he was also wearing black flats (which surprisingly fit his feet. Apparently his feet were smaller than the shoe size he supported). Along with that, his hair was brushed down, swaying slightly from the wind of ongoing trains. The boy even had some mascara on, along with a little blush (Roy had insisted on making Edward wear makeup. He said that if he was going to be posing with a ‘girl’, she might as well be pretty)

    Then, their train slowly inched towards the boarding zone. Ed and Roy flashed Al and the Lieutenant one last goodbye before stepping onto the train and finding their seats. The ticket man made his way around, and when he arrived at Roy and Ed, he smiled.

    “Hope you have a lovely time in Xing.” He smiled, and Edward returned the smile, showing off his perfectly white and straightened teeth. This, resulted in making the ticket man blush ever so slightly.

    “Looks like you’re winning the hearts of all the boys, Edward.” Roy joked, but this angered the young boy.

    “Shuddup!” He shouted, receiving a few weird looks from other passengers.

    “Now, now. Is that anyway for a young lady to speak. Especially to her boyfriend?” Roy teased. He was enjoying this much more than Fullmetal was.

    Ed just slumped in his seat, groaning.

    “This dress is uncomfortable… And also, don’t you think they’ll figure us out if you keep calling me Edward?” Ed mused, sending a mad look towards the Colonel.

    “I suppose you have a point. So, what do you want you’re new name to be?” He asked, leaning in towards Edward.

    “Um, well, I guess it should be similar to my normal name. So, maybe Elizabeth. Maybe Eva, um…” Edward mumbled, bringing his hands together.

    “Well?” Roy asked.

    “Mmm I don’t know!” Edward muttered, covering his face with his hands.

    “What are you doing?” Roy asked, lifting up his hands and gripping Edwards, which were still covering his face. Slowly, he peeled them from his face, revealing Ed’s blushing cheeks and closed eyes.