so at diner today. . . .

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My mum got out a thing of potato salad ketchup and a spoon

The spoon because I asked for one

The potato salad cuz I wanted potato salad

And the ketchup because I had a hoto dogo

I asked "wats the ketchup for????"

"The hot dogs. What did you think it was for?"

I thought she was going to mix the ketchup and potato salad together

I'm an idiot

I WILL BE HOME IN 20-ISH DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!  luigithereader101   thechickengamer

Do the #drawyourcrush (lenny)

I HAVE NO FUKING REGRETS

whu am I still liting to super sad music?

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