<<AN- btw it's super late over here and I'm super tired so if I accidentally misspelled one of their names or something I'm sooo sorry lmao)
Evan:
To be honest, he only listens to music when he's having Anxiety problems, so it's usually soft and calming.
Connor:
Obviously he listens to Alternative/Rock. (But tbh he listens to Britney Spears when no ones around)
Jared:
So....my theory is, Jared listens to Classic Rock to seem cool (and because gamers usually listen to CR. Like literally every gamer I know listens to this genre) but his FuCkInG jAm is Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time by Panic! At The Disco. When no ones around, he puts on his moms high heels and jams tf out
<<AN- im crying bcuz I just imagined Jared dancing to this at midnight in his moms heels while wearing a Boa and singing at the top of his lungs "cHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE, AND MoST tHiNGs IN BEtWEEN" someone help>>
Zoe:
Alright, she seems like she'd be the type to listen to some vintage shit. Like, Beatles or something (she's Tumblr aesthetic and I have a girl boner for her not gonna lie)
Alana the fucking queen man:
She listens to classical music bcuz it helps her focus on her homework. She's amazing and smart and the music helps her with her grades
Heidi the Best Mom™:
She, like Evan, listens to soft and calming music.
Cynthia:
She listens to regular pop bcuz it's upbeat and cool and she wants to seem cool to her kids.
Larry:
This dood listens to Country bcuz all dads listen to country. I'm sorry I don't make the rules, and the number one rule in the dad book is that "country rules, my son drools"
<<AN- well there ya have it. Another chapter that I wrote in 5 minutes. I'm going to bed after this. Goodnight my beautiful readers
Also I love Jared Kleinmen he is a beautiful boio
Also, the dad book was written by Evans dad and literally every rule is abouut how much you should dislike your kid lmao I'm sorry
That is all
Wait I just remembered the song So Big/So Small and i imagined a small Evan waving goodbye as his dad leaves and like Evan has no clue what's going on and I'm crying
Goodbye>>
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