Yoonmin; Unexpected

04) Coffee?

"Hey! Can I get you anything?" a very bubbly waiter named Hoseok asked. "Oh!" Jimin jumped, closing his book, "Umm... can I have this, mango smoothie thing?" he muttered, making awkward hand gestures as if it would help him understand what he was saying. "Ah, what Yoongi served you last time?" Jimin visibly blushed, not wanting this guy to get the wrong idea.

"Actually... I'll just get a coffee please" Hoseok only laughed, "Okay, kiddo, would you like it decaf? With any sugar or creamer?" Jimin honestly had no idea what any of this meant, so he just continued nodding along to whatever the waiter said.

Jimin sat for quite a while engrossed in his book. He'd never admit it, but he loved to read romance novels - particularly the more 'cliché' ones. The small boy quietly whispered to himself as he read;

She lay still, basking in the warmth of his chest, sighing in content as his lips connect with her forehead gently. "I love you, Jennie. Don't ever forget that" he murmurs, taking his hand to gently cup her face. Inching closer and closer-

"Here's your coffee, kid" an all too familiar voice sounded, startling poor Jimin. "Ah! Yoongi! S-sorry, I thought that other guy was my waiter..." he jumped, "Hoseok? He told me to serve you, said you wanted to see me" Yoongi smirked, placing the cup down onto a small plate in front of his book; which was now facing downwards. "What?! I didn't say that! I mean, n-not that I didn't want you to serve me, but, I didn't ask, uh..." Yoongi only laughed at Jimin's stuttering, glancing at the clock briefly.

"I have a break in about 5 minutes, mind if I sit with you?" the elder asked, Jimin only nodded, secretly wanting the company.

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"So... you always come here or something?" Yoongi asked, not really knowing what to talk about. "Not really... I've just been bored recently, wanted a change of scenery from studying" he chuckled, "Really? Or did you come to check me out?" Jimin blushed as Yoongi began posing, cupping his own cheeks and pouting his lips. "Aish, you're so weird" Jimin laughed awkwardly, taking a sip of his coffee, instantly grimacing.

"Says you! Who comes into a coffee shop to read in the summer holidays... when you don't even like coffee?".

Damn your smirking Jimin thought.

"I've never had a coffee before..." he shyly admitted, playing with his thumbs. "I can tell, I'll make you another smoothie after my break is over" he smiled, flicking Jimin's forehead, "But you're paying this time".

Yoongi and Jimin continued their conversation for another 20 minutes, getting to know the basics about one another as well as share some interesting stories. Jimin realised that this mysterious guy was actually quite normal, in fact way more interesting than normal! He was just more reserved about himself. Yoongi still thought that Jimin was an annoying little shit, but he was cute. He spent the whole time wondering whether or not he was into guys, since he gave off a vibe of being quite feminine.

"Well cutie, I have to get back to my shift" Yoongi stated, in hopes of sparking a reaction from the younger. "O-oh, okay. Can we hang out again sometime?" Yoongi smiled, taking out his phone and creating a new contact. After exchanging numbers, Yoongi picked up Jimin's mug, smirking at him as he said "I'll go get you a smoothie instead, I'm sure you'll enjoy it while reading your smutty book".

"Oh my god! No! Yoongiiii!" Jimin frowned, covering his face with his small hands. "Hey man, it's okay! We all need porn sometimes" Yoongi chuckled, tapping on the cover of the book "It's just interesting... nothing naughty happens!!" Jimin tried to assure him, though he only laughed more. "Oh my god, naughty!" he doubled over laughing again, "You're so innocent!".

However a not so innocent Taehyung had been spying on the two all afternoon, finally creeping over once Yoongi left to return behind the bar. "Tae?" Jimin asked confused, "Oh my god, you and Yoongi suit so well!" he giggled, clapping his hands excitedly. "And did you see that Hoseok guy?? Talk about fine" Tae sighed as he slumped back in his seat.

"What the hell are you doing here?? Have you been spying on me??" Jimin groaned, "No! I was just here and... well I noticed you flirting with hot stuff" Tae trailed off, not so subtly staring at Hoseok's ass.

"I wasn't flirting! I'm straight!" "Sure you are" Yoongi butted in - once again - smirking as he placed down the ice cold smoothie. "Wha- Oh, thank you" he chuckled, blushing when Yoongi's hand ruffled his hair. "Oh my god, get a room guys" Tae laughed, smiling when he saw the cute waitor shyly looking at him.

"Who's your friend?" Taehyung asked, sitting up whilst tidying his hair, "That's Hoseok, why? You got the hots for him?" Tae laughed while nodding, "He's cute!". "Tell you what, I'll get you a date with Hoseok if you can get your little buddy here to go on a date with me" Yoongi smiled, leaning his arm on Jimin's head.

Jimin widened his mouth to yell just as Tae opened his mouth to agree.

"IM NOT GAY!"

"HELL YEH!"

And thus, the fighting began.

A/N - Sorry for a crappy chapter, I don't know I just feel like this one isn't too good 😓 But hey, talk about Tae getting all the men 😏😂