My lucky spill

Chapter 24 - Simply twittah & jokes

"Reckon you haven't ever heard of twitter" Zayn yawned, stretching his arms over the couch. Apparently, the guys think that I don't know any social media. Rather insulting. I mean, I know texting and skying. I mean, skyping.

"Never heard of it" I answered honestly, leaning my head against Niall's shoulder. Or should I say...my boyfriend's shoulder.

"Then we must get you an account!" Louis cried out dramatically, snatching my phone from the table.

"Hey, SWIPER NO SWIPING!" I yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Louis. The guys cracked up laughing and Louis gave me a sheepish grin.

"You're so cute when you joke like that in that American accent of yours" Niall whispered in my ear, sending shivers down my spine.

"Thank you, it's a natural gift" I whispered back, causing him to chuckle.

"HEY, LOVE BIRDS! WE HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT TO MAKE HERE!" Harry yelled, his green eyes laughing.

"I'M SO SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING OUR TWITTER SESSIO-" I blinked at the boys, bewildered at them laughing their heads off. "What?"

"Say...say... that sentence again"
Zayn managed to gasp.

"I'm sorry for interrupting our twitter session?" I repeated, making it sound like a question. Another round of laughter. Okay, I know I can be hilarious but...what? "Seriously you guys, what's so funny?" I huffed, crossing my arms while staring at each of them carefully.

"Twitter....You say twittah" Liam explained, first to recover from his laughing fit.

"Sorry for saying...wait why am I saying sorry? You guys..." I sighed, trying to keep a straight face. But failing as a smile tugged at my lips. "You all have issues"'I giggled, patting Niall's head as if he were a puppy.

"Okay, okay, it's all good" Harry chuckled, shaking his head as they all finally recovered.

"Alright then, Miss Summers, what would you like your name to be?" Louis asked, his fingers flying over my iPhone. And yes, I said iPhone. Bit of a change from my old passed down phone from, I swear, 1895. I've probably thanked the boys 100 times already, much to their amusement.

"Hailey" I answered, shrugging.

"Let me rephrase that. What would you like your twitter account name to be? Make it an...unique one" Louis said dramatically, flourishing his hands in the air for effect.

"Alright, alright. Let me think for a moment." I sighed, staring at nothing to try to concentrate. I mean, it was only kind of distracting that Louis and Harry were already bored and were loudly flicking through a magazine, commenting at every single photo. That lady has a bag that looks like a bum. He looks funny. He has a moustache on his chin. She looks like me. He looks like me. The world looks like me. Yeah, something along those lines. And that Liam and Zayn were randomly discussing songs. Not to mention that Niall was casually sitting beside me, humming a song. The fact that he was right beside me just...my heart..I can't even...

"Hailey, are you nearly doneeeeee" Louis whined, suddenly right in front of my face. I jumped in surprise and shook my head slightly.

"No, wait! I've got one.."
I said dramatically, jumping up slightly. I stared at Zayn and Liam until they slowly trailed off, blinking at me. "Okay, finally...anyway, my name...my twitter name..do you want to hear it anytime soon? Stop laughing. Thank you, now..it shall be..Simply Hailey" I announced proudly, tossing my hair off my shoulder.

"Simply Hailey" Harry repeated, blinking at me.

"Yes, because I'm simply me." I giggled, throwing myself onto the couch again.

"I like it" Niall piped up, smiling at me sweetly.

"Me too, it's...typical Hailey" Liam shrugged, shooting a grin at me.

And that was that.

Simply Hailey

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"I'VE GOT ONE!" I yelled, clapping my hands to regain the outburst laughter. The guys and I had decided to randomly tell jokes to each other because heck, it's a free country.

"Tell" Perrie said, giving one more giggle then leaned against Zayn, a grin etched across her face.

"Ever heard of the mosquito joke?" I asked, crossing my legs and blinking my eyes innocently at everyone.

"Oh no...anything but this one" Liam groaned, covering his face with a pillow.

"Liam, don't spoil it" I warned, trying not to grin.

"I won't" He promised, his voice muffled with the pillow stuffed on his face.

"Good. Okay now, there was this mosquito...let's name him Louis because mosquitoes are annoying and he is...okay, I'm sorry!" I laughed as a pillow came flying into my face. "Anyway, Louis lives in Mosquitoland, where all them mozzies live. He's happy there, but then he moves out because of his new job in Earth blah blah blah. Everyone says he won't get a job at Earth but he eventually does. So he packs up his bags and moves to Earth. He studied at the college there, he studied English cause he wants to be an En-"

"MAKE IT A DRAMA TEACHER"

"Okay, okay, so he decides to be a drama teacher. So he studies, no partying, totally a straight A student. The day before everyone graduated, he met up with a human lady called El. They find out they fancy each other so they go on a date to the fai-"

"Well that escalated quickly"

"Shut up Harry. So they go on a date to the fair, right? They have a great time but after a while Louis gets thirsty...Jesus you guys have wrong minds...So he looks at the Soda line...it's way too long. He checks the Sprite line...literally double as long. Lastly, he checks the punch line. But...there was no punchline" I gasped with laughter, seeing the confused expressions on everyone's faces.

"Don't you get it? The whole joke has no punchline"
Liam snorted, unable to contain himself as he removed the pillow from him face.

"That, is honestly the worst joke ever" El doubled up, laughing.

"I...agree.." Niall laughed, his blue eyes dancing.

"And that, lads and lassies, is the mosquito joke that had no punchline...literally"

HAHAHAHA. NO PUNCH LINE. I CAN'T EVEN...IT DON'T EVEN...I...Ok, I'll shut up now. Now it's apology time. I'M SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!!!

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I haven't updated in literally FOREVER. I've kept you guys waiting and I seriously don't know how you all manage it...I am the most impatient person in the world, i swear. The point is, I AM SORRY. FORGIVE MEEEEEEE <3 Too many assignments, tasks, essays, homework...teachers need to realize we have a lifeeeee. ANYWAY, I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE 100 FOLLOWERS, I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW ASDFGHJKL. SORRY FOR THE WAIT AND THANK YOU THANK YOU <3

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