Whoops (a Niall Horan Fanfiction)

Chapter 9

omg rofl im dying bc im only on chapter nine and so much has happened

back to da story

omg I just ate a jellybean and it tasted like how wine smells

BRIANNA'S POV

(btw they are on tour in USA)

I woke up in the bunk, cuddled with Niall. I rolled over, forgetting that the curtain wouldn't stop me. I fell face first, on the floor. Why did Niall have to pick the highest bunk?

"owww" I groaned.

"Did you just fall?" a very tired Julie asked.

"maybe." I said back.

I heard Julie, Niall, Harry, Louis and Eleanor laughing.

"Well I'm up." I said.

I walked to the lounge area of the tour bus. It was 10:57 am.

"GET YOUR LAZY BOOTAYS UP. ITS 11 AM. LETS DO SOMETING"

"I agree." Julie said

"I wanna go to the zoo!" I said.

Luckily the boys had a day off.

We headed for the zoo. Me and Julie were twinning (btw in real life me and Julie twin like everyday, im not joking but not in clothes) and we were wearing maxi skirts that were shorter in the front than in the back.

We passed by a couple of exhibits, like toucans, monkeys, giraffes, and others. We got to the llamas and alpacas. (rofl I love them)

"YES! Llamas and alpacas! I love them!" I said running towards them.

"Those things are retarted...just like you." Julie said (that's an actual quote from Julie)

"Shut up." I said back. I could hear the boys snickering.

"I'm going to name you Jeffery. Jeffery the llama. And you will be Chirp. Chirp the alpaca." I said to them in a high pitched voice.

"Your so stupid." I heard Julie say.

"Right back at cha."

"Come back here Jeffery!" I said to the llama.

He came over , ate my food, and spit on me. (its like my friends)

It spit on my cheek.

The boys were rolling on the ground laughing. I bent over, and the spit dripped off of my face.

"Okay, I know this is really funny, its also very disgusting, but I need a napkin." I said politely

Niall eventually got me a napkin, and I wiped the spit off of my cheek.

"Screw all of you." I said to them

"Hey you can screw me." Niall said.

That made the everyone erupt in laughter.

"She'll be glad to." Julie said.

"Shut up!" I said.

Click. Click. Click.

"Paparazzi." Harry said. (wow I really haven't put Harry in the story a lot sorry)

We all ran to the car.    

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A/N

omg imm soooo sorry

I haven't updated in a couple of days

I wrote a chapter yesterday, but it didn't save

sorryyy

okay byeeee

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    ~Brianna