kismet ─ brendon urie [c.s]

two. what happened?

chapter two!

Beebo: hey

You: what do u want

Beebo: why are you so mean to me

Beebo: you don't even know me

You: why would i be nice to someone i don't know

Beebo: idk manners?

You: well it would be polite to tell someone your real name instead of beebo

Beebo: but its a nickname i came up with

You: whatever

Beebo: wait keep talking to me I'm bored

You: wtf no 

Beebo: why not

You: what would we even talk about 

Beebo: what happened at the bar ;)

You: oh god what happened

Beebo: well you said you didn't wanna talk so...

You: fine let's talk. what happened

Beebo: you were absolutely wasted

You: obviously if i can't remember anything

Beebo: idk how to explain what happened haha you were all over me

You: don't flatter urself

Beebo: i'm not tho you were trying to kiss me

You: that doesn't sound like me

Beebo: trust me on this

You: u think i'm going to put trust in a guy called Beebo??

Beebo: Brendon. you happy?

You: eh

Brendon: anyways you kept asking me how old i was and you wouldn't believe me

You: why wouldn't i believe u lmao

Brendon: i kept telling you i was 29 and you kept telling me i was 'too cute to be old'

You: wtf thats not old tho

Brendon: apparently drunk Serena isn't you then haha

Brendon: but yeah and then you bought me a couple beers but you drank them all

You: where was my friend during all of this??

Brendon: you had a friend with you?

You: yeah she drove me there

You: then how did i get home and in bed

You: wait that was u wasn't it

Brendon: sorry

You: idk what to say

You: thanks

Brendon: no problem 

You: i guess ur alright after all haha

Brendon: I try :)

You: um.. did anything happen between us..?

Brendon: if you're wondering if we banged i'll have to say no. i'd prefer to do that when you're sober

You: ok then.

Brendon: ;)