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Brother (Scout X Insane!Child!Reader)

Well I'll be damned by that title

Brother (Scout x Insane!Child!Reader)

All the mercs couldn't believe this,a child,out of all the selections in the world. Ms.Pauling chose a kid as a member of Tuefort

They did think that once you step on the field,boom,dead. Never once did they think you were capable of fighting considering your age (which is 5 BTW)

And boy are they wrong

So there stood in front of them,what they thought was a sweet innocent little girl,holding the head of the enemy Scout in her small hands. Covered head to toe in blood

The men were speechless,shocked and surprised. It was obvious to think that people who kill for some kind of hobby would get used to all the guts and blood but a child doing that? Now thats surprising

Ms.Pauling stood behind (Y/n),a leash connecting the killing machine to a chain. She calmly explained everything they need to know about (Y/n) and what they need to do to hopefully keep her alive

"Now who would volunteer to take care of (Y/n)?"

Scout,being the hyper,irresponsible,risk-taking idiot that he was,wanted to keep (Y/n)

Ms.Pauling gave everything Scout needed and went on her way

"Aww hell ya! Now (Y/n)! I will now be ya brotha from now on- AHH! She bit me!"

Scout dropped the leash and hid behind Heavy

"Seems loike the lil ankle bitta doesn't loike you Scout" Sniper pointed out,Scout stepped forward and reached his hand out towards you,slowly,and cautiously. Since no one knew how in the world to tame you,and no one was holding the leash. You jumped out at Scout and tried to bite his finger

"Ow! So what now??"

Spy facepalmed and took the clipboard from Medic's hands

"It meanz Scout,zhat zhe fille haz seen something..zhats not suitable for her age"

"Oh.." he tried to pick her up again,but got his arm bitten

"Ahh! Ow! Wat da hell?!"

The Frenchman sighed "so zhat now? Scout can't pick her up and she zeems unstable"

"Eh,maybe the shelia doesn't loike Scout" Sniper picked the child up. Much to everyones surprise (Y/n) did nothing...except launch herself at the poor Bostonian

Once the small girl was onScout's head. He stood there. Silently praying to not provoke you,(Y/n) stayed quiet. She started positioning his arms into a carrying position and sat in his arms

Everyone were pretty confused. First this 5 year old killer wanted to bite Scout's limbs off and now shes sitting in his arms like he was her brother!

Scout decided to cut the silence by asking the child "So eh kiddo,wanna play some baseball?"

"Okie!" (Y/n) jumped off his arms,and gave all the mercs a small toothy grin,it wasn't intentional to creep them out but it did

(Y/n) followed Scout outside,a bat in both or they're hands

"Ready squirt?"

Without giving the child a chance to reply,he swung his bat at the ball and it launched itself at (Y/n). With luck on her side,she swung her bat at the ball,and unfortunately for Scout. The ball hit his face,that might leave a mark (MEDICC)

(Y/n) giggled innocently and proceeded to whack Scout with her bat

"Ow! No ow! Ahhhh!! MEDICCCC"

And to add to the insult to injury,Medic didn't really come to the poor boy's aid

"Bwother huwt?"

Scout stopped his cries and stared at you,he stood up with all the energy he had left and smiled

"Nah I'm fine,say,wanna play tag instead?"

"Sure,only becuwse I wanna bweat you!"

To Scout,even though you tried to bite his finger off,scared most of the red team,and possibly be a major threat to the blus. He still thinks of you as a little sister,a very scary one