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Caring Lil Bloodsucker (Vampire!Medic X Reader)

Requested by:Loudpanda121
Here you go! This might not be what you wanted ^^;

"Why didn't jou come zee me zooner?! Jou are in zuch terrible condition!"

The (h/c) girl laughed nervously, sweating constantly by the stern glare of the German

"Well..you see..."

The summer breeze blew through my hair as I ran through the forest

"Whoooo!" I yelled, jumping into the clear blue lake, the water rippling as I jumped in. I swam up and laid down on the water. I looked around with my eyes ti'll I spotted a RED/BLU blur ran past me, a familiar laugh heard. That was; until I heard a splash from behind and a cackle

*BLUB BLUB BLUB!...blub!* (translated:SCOUT IF I DROWN I'M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME..literally!"

"Sorry toots! Totally didn't see ya there!"

I swam back up and glared at Scout. My (e/c) eyes intensely staring at him, if looks could kill Scout would be through hell and back so many times. My hair was soaked along with my RED/BLU sweater/shirt.

"Screw you, I'm leaving. Hope you get eaten a bear or drown in hell's lava.."

I climbed up, and tripped..

*snickers*

"You didn't see that!" I flipped my hair and walked away. Falling occasionally and maybe..hitting my head on short tree branches...

~time skip~

I got scratched a bit by tripping on a rock and falling into a thorn bush but..I'm ok...I think. Got a few scratches and bruises but I'm still reasonably well, plus the base is close!

Once I opened the door. Medic stood in front of me tapping his foot in an 'I'm disappointed in you' manner

"Umm.."

"Infirmary. Now"

~end~

"Jou are clumzier zhan Scout..Do jou haf any idea on vhat could haf happened if I vasn't zhere?!.."

The (h/c) girl looked down at the floor, playing with the plain white sheets of the infirmary bed while the German kept nagging on how if 'he wasn't here right now..'

"(Y/n)? (Y/n)! Are jou even listening? Nevermind, if jou feel jour head hurt, come here to zhe infirmary and get some painkillers in zhe caninetz"

"O-oh, ok. Thanks Medic" she hopped off the bed and walked out the metal doors, sighing in relief. (Y/n) walked over to her room and laid down on the small bed. She sighed in boredom, her (h/c) hair hanging over the side of the comforter

"I can't really be THAT clumsy..right?"

-flashbacks-

"Ey girlie! Catch!"

"What..?"

*bonk!*

"Ah crap, I think I threw a lil too hard, huh toots?"
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*whistle*

"What's the worst thing that could happen? I'm just walking down the streets, minding my own buis-?!"

"Oof! Ow..my ass...stupid puddle..."

-flashback end-

"..most of them really weren't my fault though. I think I'm doomed to be clumsy forever or something, I think I'm slowly going insane since I'm talking to myself actually..."

She said. (Y/n) rubbed her eyes in aggrivation and turned to look at the glowing screen of her digital alarm

5:57 PM

She dropped her head back down, accidentally hitting her head in the process, and yelped. She did feel a bit tired, so maybe a nice nap would do her some good

(Y/n) got under her thin, white blanket, and slowly fell asleep.

-time skip-

*yawnnn*

"What time is it..?" The girl muttered, rubbing her sleepy (e/c) eyes.

She rose from her bed, feeling a slicing kind of pain in her head. (Y/n) winced, then she remembered Medic said there were some pain killers in the infirmary

"I don't think anyones awake right now.."

She tip toed down the hall, scanning the walls for the regularly visited metal doors. Once she found them, she every so slowly pushed in the metal, trying to not make any loud noises.

(Y/n) gasped, her hand covering her mouth while the other still in the door. Her mind was in spirals, her body frozen while her thoughts were all over the place, forgetting the actual reason why she's there.

Crimson liquid dripped from the side of his mouth, eyes bloodshot. Medic was also in shock, he thought no one would be awake at the moment..

Silence hung over the air until Medic broke it with a word

"F-frau..? Vhat are jou doing at zhis time...?" He asked worriedly, not really concerning about her state but more about himself (oml)

Before she could say a single syllable. Medic shifted into a bat, flying away...Well more like accidentally hitting the window, falling, and turning back to a human

The German shook of the pain, falling back down when trying to stand up

(Y/n) rushed to his side. Asking various questions, such as if he was ok
"Are you ok?? Hurt?? Who am I kidding right now?! Of course you're not! When you said I needed you then what about you needing me? Blah blan blah..". Medic sat on the floor listening to the girl worriedly ramble on and on. "Jou care avout me? Even avter vhat jou saw vhat I actually am..?"

"Of course I do! I can't just let you get hurt! I don't care about what you actually are. Sponge, a dragonfruit, a loaf of bread. It doesn't matter, what matters is that you're still the Medic I know"

Medic's red eyes were in shock, he didn't mean to say that outloud but he also didn't know she cared so much about him

"I-"

Before he said anything. (Y/n) crashed her lips onto his, she could taste the red life source, a metalic flavor overwhelming her tastebuds.

All of a sudden, she pulled back. Her face all flustered, and a small smile on her (s/c) complexion. Medic's face soon grew into a smile too

"Just know, nobody cares that you're a vampire. You helped everyone on the team and I bet they appreciate it very much. I especially do, because after all. You're a caring lil bloodsucker to me~"