Viktor: Haaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Viktor: How's Russia?
Yakov: What do you want Viktor?
Viktor: Russia must suck.
Yakov: Why?
Viktor: They lack the gay.
Yakov: ...
Viktor: You must miss my gayness.
Viktor: I kind of had a gaysplosion when I got to Gaypan.
Yakov has gone offline.
Viktor: Muhaha!
Viktor: You pathetic Russian.
Viktor: You couldn't handle the gay. *sassy finger click and flips what is left of hair*
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