"I wanna see what happens when you change then into females"
Me: aight, let's find out,,,, oH BOYS
*no one shows up*
Me: well fuck what do I do......WAIT I KNOW *makes magical milkshakes* MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
*all the boys come running to get a milkshake*
Yurio: *eyeing the milkshake* did....did you do something to this?
Me: what no nope it won't give you a pussy what pfft course not
Victor: why do I have tits
Yuri: ummmm....we've all got breasts.....
Victor: I don't want these, get them away.........my homosexuality says no
Me: well my homosexuality says yes???? OH, one more thing, I was told to inform you that two beings by the names of Ethel and Dani say hi.
Yurio: fuck off
one time I was eating a cheeseburger and I heard my grandfather mutter 'I hope you fuckin choke to death you fat ass bitch'
my grandfather actually hates me
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yuri on ice truth or dare
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