1.
When they judge the music you listen to:
Them: That song is so old!
Me: Well so is your mom, and you're still listening to her, right?
2.
More Roast:
I wish I had more middle fingers. Then I'd finally be able to express how I feel about you.
3.
More Roast:
I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water...
I'd drink it.ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
Lol.
(Creds to iCydGemiヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3)
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