Thick Girl Problems

A Little Note To My Purple Potatoes

This isn't a rant chapter but a positive rant I've been wanting to tell all y'all amazing voluptuous purple potatoes. So, I understand that in this book I seem like the most proud to be thick girl. But in reality, I struggle. This book is a way for me to turn those negative thoughts about my body into art or jokes. When I do write the chapters, that's actually how I feel, but sometimes it gets tough to accept myself because there's always that voice in my head nagging me that I'm not worth of, or that I was cursed not being skinny. But, I wanted to take the time to tell you that if you ever doubt yourself always remember one thing: you are worth the galaxy. You are beautiful, your stretch marks are beautiful, your thunder thighs are amazing, your big boobs are great, your small boobs are great, your thick stomach is beautiful, your flat stomach is beautiful. You are beautiful. And, I know it's weird that I call y'all purple potatoes but really I just love potatoes. I know saying that your a potato these days means ugly etc, but I mean it in a "you damn fineeeee, you tasted, you're mouth watering worth it" way. Okay, I kinda went to the literal potato side, but you know what I mean. Annnd, I just threw in the word purple cuz it completes your guys' nickname😊