ok so like about a couple dozen people entered but a really good amount was highly offensive and trust me, i couldn't stop laughing when i was reading but honestly, if i posted about %90 of them I'm sure id be kicked off of wattpad. so in that case I'm posting the ones i won't get shit for, all of which are anonymous except one, i know him and he's annoying so enjoy???
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anon:
"ghost busters, whad'dya want?"
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"my existence is an illusion. carry on."
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anon with crippling depression:
:*sticks head out from underneath bed*
:"want some memes"
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anon who didn't want to be anon but i accidentally deleted their message thingy and only has the bio in my notes:
"welcome to my account!! i like poetry and am an otaku! naruto for life!"
[ok so like this kid "rawred" at me whilst messaging and now i have PTSD???? but they gave me their bio and i am a man of my word ok, fight me.]
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anon/ my godsons twitter bio:
: "jung got me shOOk"
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alright guys this is the first half of the entries, ill be posting the next ones soon, maybe, probably, as soon as i can but please don't count on it I'm so inconsistent lmao, but hey, thats the sad ghost for ya.
stay weird, stay alive
YOU ARE READING
The Book Of Bios
RandomIt's literally the title. All of my bios from most of my social media accounts, some are funny, some are sad and some might even give you ideas for your own bios.. and by ideas I mean you'll probably steal them but go for it. Life's to short and way...