der diary,
i hate bein in school.
basically bcuz i alweyz get bullied by mi classmates 4 bein uh directioner.
dey r just jealewis, i thnk.
bcuz i hve uh rlly kool scrapbuk titled my amazain wand direction scrapbuk consisting of neil horon, leum pine, heiry stilez, lewis tumlinsun, and zain milk.
i know diz iz uh super long title but leum's penis iz still longer okeh i heard itz lyk turdy seven inchez long. meh gusta.
if you wanna know more about mah scrapbuk it iz totelly filled wid le boyz' picturez since dey wer in le x facter 2009.
dey lookd zo perpect in fact dey are per-pect (leum sed diz in best day ever ryt)
mah scrapbuk alzo consists of wandi factz i made up.
her r uh few:
- hazza has chocolate brown curlz and i dnt knw whats hiz orb color but i heard it iz neilz fav color i thnk it iz brown.
luv it.
- neiler iz obviously irish-american and likez 2 eat carrotz. hiz son is theo. hiz real hair color iz actully black. hiz eye color iz blue-green.
luv it.
- zain iz vain. datz all i know.
luv it.
- lewis' nickname iz pooh bear. he haz green eyez and brown hair. he hatez carrotz. he luvz gurlz who eat carrotz. hiz brotherz name iz jimmy who protests alot.
luv it.
- leum pine iz le sweetest guy ull ever meet. but if u piss hiz ballz off he weil quickly transform into a hulk and kill u so u die. hiz dogz name iz batman. hiz fav superhero iz the incredible hulk.
luv it.
- larry stylinson waz actully a 6th member of le band but he l8er quit cuz of all da hatez.
h8 it.
so diz r le few factz about dem.
i alweyz read dem b4 eatin, chillin, fangurlin and sleepin cuz dey alweyz make mi cry.
"hey bitch!!!1!!" i look up 2 see mah cruzh standin in front of meh ermergerd iz he gonna kizz meh???
all of uh sudden i felt uh hard stingin pain in mah ryt cheek i vividly den relized dat he actully punched meh.
"ahhhhhhh!!! stop it!11!!" i screamd lyk i waz bein raped lyk in those fanfix.
"get ya stinky fat ass up and stupid scrapbuk outta mah plaze!!11!!" i soon found put dat i waz actully readin mah wandi scrapbuk in hiz zeat. omg mentlly fangurlin cuz YOLO.
he den pushd meh off of hiz chair makin mah cheekz go bloody red.
i gotta admit diz iz zo much better den uh simple kizz.
luv it.
i began rollin mahself str8t back 2 mah own seat.
dey see me rollin dey hatin.
but i dont care.
i luv it.
luv,
crazy wandi fan.
