Stupid Stories That I Came Up With At 3 A.M

The Puppy Who Had Cake

  There was once a sad man. He decided to go camping one night in his backyard. As he was setting up his tent, a puppy approached him with cake. The man thanked the dog and started to eat. The puppy also gave him money, which the man also took.
  Then the puppy pulled out a contract. The man signed it, not knowing what it was and not caring. The puppy thanked him by barking, then left.
  What was the contract about? Is the man going to be okay? Find out never!

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