Stupid Stories That I Came Up With At 3 A.M

The Traffic Demon

  Once upon a time there was a girl stuck in traffic. She was late to her chemistry class and was angry.
  "I hate traffic!" She yelled. "Come on, come on! Thank you sir, you just cut me off! Ugh!"
  Suddenly a witch showed up! "Stupid girl," she cackled. "You just summoned the traffic demon when you complained!"
  "Then who are you?" The girl asked.
  "Oh, I'm the person who's supposed to come and tell you that he's coming. Peace out!"
Then the witch disappeared.
  "Yo what up girlfriend, it's the traffic demon!" The traffic demon exclaimed, suddenly sitting next to her in the front seat.
  The girl screamed. Then she woke up in her bed. She sighed.
  "Weird dream," she grunted, then went back to sleep.