In christmas I would like to give One Direction :
5 Enourmous spoons
4 Ugly carrots
3 Ugly girlfriends
2 Driving lessons
and a bald haircut for Harry Styles
(Really sorry Directioners, and One Direction and Myself)(I am regetting writing this now)
#Niall4life
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