It was a quiet day, all the boys were sitting at the couch watching The Children, mostly for a certain someone's innocence, and that was (Y/n)s innocence, see, he practically had a mind of a 5 year old, not knowing a swear word or anything inappropriate, and they wanted it to stay that way, well, except Tord apparently, he would flirt with the (h/c) frequently and his pickup lines were quiet......... Dirty, so either (Y/n) would take it as a joke and laugh, or be confused, it was practically like kindergarteners trying to understand the alphabet, but back on topic, they were all sitting on the couch, in nothing but shirts and shorts, today was pretty warm, so they left their sweaters off, while watching The Children, a thought came to (Y/n).
"Hey guys?" They hummed in question. "How are babies made?" Tom literally spat out his Smirnoff, Edd ended up doing the same to his Cola, Matt dropped his mirror, and Tord stared up at the (h/c) in shock,all of their eyes were wide and blushing a light pink, frantically darting their eyes around the room, waiting for someone to say something, when they all made eye contact with eachother, seeing that they all had the same expression, their was no way they were gonna tell him. "Not it!" "Nope!" "No way!" (Y/n) looked at Tord, the only person who didn't say no, who was still blushing in embarrassment, but then came up with an idea and smirked. "I can show you if you want~" Tom glared at him, he knew what was going on in the commies mind.
"Tord! No!" (Y/n) just sat their confused, what was so bad about it? That they couldn't tell him? "Fine, I'll leave, good luck explaining it to him." He stood up and was about to leave when Tom tripped him, causing him to stumble and hit his head on the wall and fall. "Tord!" (Y/n) stood up and dashed towards Tord, helping him stand back up on his own feet, he groaned and rubbed his head. "Are you ok?" "I'm fine, my head just hurts." (Y/n) looked down at Tord concerned, but then came up with an idea. "Hey, can your try something ?" He asked, Tord was a bit confused on what he wanted to try, but decided not to eject.
"What's up?" The (h/c) then kissed him on the forehead, Tord just stood there wide eyed and a blushing mess, (Y/n) giggled. "What's wrong? Isn't this what people that like each other do?" Tords eyes widened even more and blushed even redder, if that was even possible. "Y-you like me?" "Duh! Of course I do! I hear you talk about me all the time when you think I'm not around!" Tord smiled, but it soon turned into a smirk, grabbing (Y/n)s wrist and leaded him to his room, causing the (h/c) to squeak in confusion. "Expect (Y/n) to be in bed for a while!" Let's just say (Y/n) wasn't too innocent after that, and Tord knew was gonna get beaten the living shit out of him for ruining it in the morning.
-little side stories I thought of-
(Y/n)- Hey Tord!
Tord- *looks at him and smiles* Yes?
(Y/n)- *Insert the face of pure innocence* What does 'Yaoi' mean?
Tord- WAAAAH! *face pale as sheets with a face of shear Terror*
(Y/n)- ?
Tord-........T-that depends on w-which one you mean.
(Y/n)- ??
(If you get this reference I'll love you forever!)
(That's all for today folks! Remember to leave your suggestions! Bye bye!)
YOU ARE READING
Eddsworld x Male! Reader lemons and fluffs (REQUESTS OPEN)
Roman d'amourFeel free to send in requests! I'm wide open! And also, I do not own the characters nor Eddsworld! Please enjoy!