July,5,2016
I can't believe what just happened to me. I met a vampire. No, not the hot kind, he is really old and retarded. He asked if I wanted to go out and eat sushi and I was like " Ew no, you're old and smell like crayons." That made him very angry I guess because then he shouted "Ruhhhh!" at the top of his lungs. I was like "Bruh you need to chill." He didn't chill instead he turned around and bit an innocent bystander on the neck. The bystander died within seconds from lose of blood. He relaxes again to tell me that he is a vampire. I said "I can tell." This man's name is Tresh.
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The Retarded Vampire
HumorRoni is a young girl who meets an older man named Tresh who turns out to be vampire. Thier odd love story is recorded in a series of journal like entries. This childish and silly story is guarantee to make you laugh.
