Gay [][] a very crappy McPriceley fanfic, plz do not read.

Chapter 1

(This is awfully written on purpose!! Read at your own risk!! Thank you aestheticalaliem for helping me!!)

Kevin: Hello 👏, my name is Kevyn 😤 Pryce 👌, and I would like to share 👏 with you 😤 the most 👏👌 amazing 👏👌 book 👏👌!

Connor: n🅾, i'm 😩 not 😤having 🙌 gay 👨‍❤️‍👨 thoughts 💭!

Kevin: What 😤👏 are 😤👏 gay 😤👏 thoughts 😤👏?!

Connor: Gay? who's he??

Kevin: Hm idk! 😤👏 I am not a gay! 😤👏

Connor: Smh.

Kevin: *is half gay*

Connor: *full time gay*

Kevin: I'M NOT A GAY!

Connor: 😪😤

Connor: Incorrect.

Kevin: ARE YOU A SUPER HOMOSEXUAL?!

Connor: What? No way! I'm as straight as a ramp! *disbelief*

Kevin: I BELIEVE that you ARE a MEGA hOmOsExUaL, and I BELIEVE that I am SuPeR GAY for YoU! 😤👏😤👏

Connor: :0

Kevin: NO I AM NOT A GAY! YOU ARE THE GAYS!

Connor: sAy iT iSNT sO!!!!

Kevin: suck my dick!

Kevin: WHAT NO?!

Connor: What ever you say.

Connor: What?!

Kevin: NO HOMO!

Connor: Um m 😪 you may have been 😒 mistakEn?? 😴 exTrA hOmo! 🙃

Kevin: 😤👏 STAHP 😤👏 TRYING 😤👏 TO 😤👏 TURN 😤👏 ME 😤👏 ON 😤👏

Connor : TUrrN iT oOOooN! 😪😪

Kevin: TURN IT OFF!! YOU ARE A SUPER DUPER HOMOSEXUALITY!! I AM A MEGA STR8 HETERO STR9 HETEROSEXUAL HETEROSEXUALITY!!

Kevin: No, I am not OVERCOMPENSATING!

Connor: Incorrect!

Kevin: ARE you NOT a mega HOMO?!

Connor: I'm nOt gAaaAayyYyyy??

Kevin: I AM NOT GAY either! I totally DONT want to suck ANY dick, ESPECIALLY nOt YOURS! 😤😤😤

Connor: Y-you don't?? :,(

Kevin: 😤👏 ARE 😤👏 YOU 😤👏 A 😤👏 MEGA 😤👏 HOMOSEXUALITY 😤👏?!?! ᶜᵃᶰ ᴵ ˢᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ﹖ WhAt?!

Connor: I'M💕 A BIG🎀 GAY 🍆AND👨‍❤️‍👨 IM 👩‍❤️‍👩HERE TO STAY💯👌!

Kevin: TURN ME on-OFF!

Connor: Oh well whatever you say eldEr ,, 😪😪

Kevin: WHO the HECK am I KIDDING?! I am a TOTaL biSEXualiTy!

Connor: TAke Me AwAY bAnaNA mAn!!!5!!11!

Kevin: Marry ME!!! WHAT?!

Connor: WhAt eVer U saY elDer!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin: *is holding Connor bridal style* ITS A MARRIAGE, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Connor: OokAAaAaaY, kEeeVIN! *wiNk*

Kevin: *bites Connor's eyebrow* ITS OFFISHOIL!!

Connor *browless*: *browless brow wiggle*

Kevin: WhaT?!