Gay [][] a very crappy McPriceley fanfic, plz do not read.

Chapter 3

Kevin: Can!!nar 😫!!!, wut shAlL wE doo🅾️ooooOoooo 4 oUr hunny🍯M🌚oN😧?!

Connor: *twistsheadaround* Hello, my hom-HeTeRo husbanD! shALL WE GO TO UR HUMBLE ABODE??
*wheeze*

Kevin: R'nt wE ALLrEADIE theRe?! 😩😧

Connor: Mustn't I meet ur fam, broooo?! 😎😎🔥💯👌

Kevin: But my dod👨, mam👩, sroster👱‍♀️, and bithers👱👱👱👱 will HaT me 😳, for I AM a ᵇᶦˢᵉᶜᵘᶫᵃʳ !!

Connor: ff WE SHALL MAKE OUr gEt AwAY TO ORRLANDNDOO 4 🍯🌕!!!

Kevin: BUTT wut if MY fam now lives in ORLINDA?! 😫

Connor: We MUsT riSKKKKKK 4 OUIR LOVe????? <33

Kevin: Our hETERo love?!

Connir: No!!! :( LeTS BE GAAAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😍💦🔥👌😤😪💯👨‍❤️‍👨

Kevin: ShaLL wE loCk 🔒 oursELVES in thIs room and SteAl Poptarts's Poptarts FoR our Hunny🍯Mo🌚n?!

Connor *smmrik*: yOu bEtchA! >:)

Kevin: *throws self at Connor and they tumble to the ground* I'm SO ᵍᴬʸ🌈🌈🌈, CanOe😩😩!!

Conair: ME TOO!!1!!!😤😤😪😍

Levin: Shall we emBARK on OUR journey TO GET the POPTARTS, my ABSOLUTELY ˢᵗᵘᶰᶰᶦᶰᵍ, hetero BROs👊✌️🤘🤙band?!?!

Copper: Yes, my lovE 😪😪.

Levin: *opens door of bedroom and runs out and to the kitchen*

Concnc: *awaiTs hiS in bikini*

Levin: PaN mAn, I REQUIRE Poptarts 4 the HUNNY🍯😤mo🌚n👏!!

Poptarts: NO! *runs off with box of Poptarts*

Levin: Oh! *finds box of Poptarts in cabinet and returns to Connor*

Cocco: MmmccLOOVVVIIINNNN!!!!, HAVE YOU OBTAINED THE TARTS????

Lever: Yes, my CHICKEN 🐥 NUGGET 😩👌!!

Concon: JjOII N MEE ;) ;) 😏😏!!

Liver: In wut???, MY sweet?!

Cockor: iNN BEEDD ::):):):):):) 😍😍😏😉!!

Liver: WuT r YoU??? GaYyyyyyYyYyYyYyY🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈?! 😤👏

Conk: *bitch face*

Ocnnor: * whsper* bitch are you fucking kidding me what the fuck do you think what the fuck, kevin?

Liver: YOU are MY totally HETEROsexual husband!! #bros4life👬

Cocky: aaRe yOU SUrre?? I am dddeeecloseting!!!!!!!!!!! 👨‍👨‍👦👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Liver: I WANT TO HAVE A BIG, GAY FAMILY WITH YOU FOREVER, COCKFACE!!! *kisses Connor*

Cock: oH, LIVER!!! 😍 *jumps into embrace*

Liver: *pushes Connor down and proceeds to sit on bed*

Cock: A-aRe yoU okaY, LicKen??

Liver: You ARE a ChIcKeN 🐥 nUgGeT, COCK 😤👏!! I CANNOT make out with A CHICKEN 🐥 nugget, COX 😤👏! I am NOT a CHICKEN🐥NUGGETSEXUAL😤👏!!

Cock: *casually breaks façade for a moment* Kevin, what the fuck??

oH, LEVVAR, PLEAAASE!!!!!!

Liver: NO, I hate CHICKEN🐥 NUGGETS 😤👏!!

Cocktail: M-Mc-Mclovin!! what are you saying ??? 😰😰

Liver: BUT wut if you aren't a dirty CHICKEN🐥 NUGGET?!

Comcast: *confused as fuck*

Liver: Wut if you are a sexyyyyyyy, divorced dad?! 😫👌

Contour: KeVin, jUST LET ME LOVE u 😤😘😪!!

Liver: LOVE ME, DIVORCED DAD!!! 😩👌

contact: yES 😍😍😤😤🤗😪😩!!!
*love sequence*

Liver: Are you a divorced dad?

Homosexual, Mormon missionary: No.

Liver: WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA DIVORCE YOU THEN, ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ!! 😤👏!! I ONLY DATE DIVORCED 💔🔓 DADS!!

Coconut: ???
whAtever thE FUCK YOU SAY!!! 💍

Liver: KISS ME, ᵈᶦᵛᵒʳᶜᵉᵈ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ!!!

Costco: ooKAY!! *inTensESMSMOOCHHH*

Liver: *pushes Cocktail away so he can be a sassy bi*

Consideration: Mc-Mclovin?? 😰😰

Liver: I'm gay🌈🌈🌈and in luv❤❤❤!!

Liver: Now, come here, ya BIG HOMO🌈🌈🌈!!

Conquer: gASP, YES, MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😉😪😤😍

Liver: I love you so much, my 🌈gay🌈 cAnOe!!! *attacks Connor into a loving hug*

Cockblocker: *plants smooches all over*

Liver: Do you love ❤️ me too, gay🌈, snooze💤 canoe🛶?

Cockblocked: Yes, my liver!!! Ily, my husbando,,!,! 🤗🤗

Liver: You ARE my one TRUE love💓💗💖!!

Cockblock: :,,D oHMCLOVIN!!!!!!!!! *passes out*

Liver: I LOVE MY CHICKEN NUGGET MAN!! *kisses Cockblock*

Cockblock: *still unconsciously snores*

Liver: *lies on top of Cockblock and hugs him* I cold stay like this with my str8 buddy 5ever!!!

Cockblock: *sleb*

Liver: *smooches Cox* NiT!! *falls asleep*