Gay [][] a very crappy McPriceley fanfic, plz do not read.

Chapter 2

Kevin: NOW 😤👏 HOW 😤👏 DOES 😤👏 IT 😤👏 FEEL 😤👏 TO 😤👏 GAY 😤👏 TO 😤👏 THE 😤👏 MOST 😤👏 AMAZING 😤👏 PERSON 😤👏 ALIVE 😤👏?!?!

Connor: veRy gaY! 😩😩

Kevin: GAY with ME! 👏👏

Connor: kEVin YoU aRe tHe gaYESt gAy hOmoSexUal mAn I kNOW!

Kevin: You ARE gayer!!

Connor: STop it yOu ,, 🤗🤗

Kevin: YOU are something INCREDIBLY gay 😤👏👌!!!

Connor *waving, fanning himself with his hand*: tUuuUrN It OooON!

Kevin: DO you MEAN the AIR conditioner?! 👏👏👏 BCUZ ME too!! 😤👏

Connor: KeeEEeVviiIin!

Kevin: WUT?!

Connor: hOw wiLl wE TELL THE EldErsss????? 😓😥

Kevin: I BELIEVE that YOU should walk INTO the living area WHILE all the OTHERS are THERE and I WILL walk in THERE and grab YOU and tell THEM that I need MY wife AND we PROCEED to WALK away!! 😤👌

Connor: It's so crazy it might just work.

Kevin: YES 😤👏, I know, for I am A GENIUS 😤👌!

Connor *walks into living room*: hENlo, eLDErs I haVe sOmethinG tO INfoRm yOu aLL!

Kevin *walks into living room*: I need MY wife! 😤👏 *attempts to pick up Connor bridal style and tries to walk out of room*

Elders: GSAP??

Poptarts: *is crying*

Cunningham: *is vigorously writing a fanfiction*

Church: CALLED IT!

Other elders: *exchange money from bets*

Poptart: Church boi, be MY gay?! *is crying all over self*

Church: P-poptarts? oF cOurse!!! 👨‍❤️‍👨

Poptarts: THANKS, JIMES!! *hugs Church boi really tight while still sobbing*

Church: yES my dArliNg !!!!1!1!3!3!

Poptarts: *attempts to kiss JIMES but doesn't know how to kiss at all*

Church: *leans down but trips and falls atop of elder thomas * W-whOa!!!!

Connor: *fist bumping poptarts*

Poptarts: I AM A GAY POPTART BOI, BUT IM NOT GAY!!

Church: yoOU ARE THE GSYEST POPTART FLAVO R MY SWEET ?!! 😙😙

Poptarts: I AM a PAN poptart man!!!

Church: kIss mE PAN MAN!!

Poptarts: *very poorly kisses Church boi*

Churhc: *pi cks up pan man ** SMOOCH**

Poptarts&Church: *gay ensues on living room floor*

Everyone: *strongly nodding and writing fanfics*

Zelder: MY LAST NAME SORTA SOUNDS LIKE ZELDA!! DOES THAT MEAN THAT I'M A ZELDASEXUAL?!?!

Everyone: *looking at Zelder*
*writing stronger and faster*

Church: I AM NOT GAY!!

Poptarts: I AM NOT GAY EITHER!!

Everyone in unison: We beg to differ.

Poptarts: I AM PAN MAN!! Wat are you, Churchy boi?!

Charch: iAm A GaY mAn fRo mY panMAN!

Poptarts: BUT WHAT ARE YOU WITHOUT ME?! I'M DEFINITELY GAY WITH YOU!!

Crunch: gAY ALL GHE WAYY!!!! 💦💦😪

Poptarts: OH MY I DID NOT KNOW!!

CruHc: OOPS DID I SAY THAT oUTLOUD ???? iM NOT that GAY!!!

Poptarts: THEN HOW GAY ARE YOU?!

Chrunch: YES!
*wraps gay arm around boyfriend in a very heterosexual way*

Poptarts: *starts to make out with Church in an extremely heterosexual way*

Poptarts: Is it LEGAL to feel THIS ᵍᵃʸ for SOMEONE? *proceeds to smash face against Church boi's face*

Cronch: No, pan man! WE WILL SOON BE EXCOMMUNICATED 😪😢, bUt wE SHall STAY stRoNg!!!!!!!!!

Poptarts: WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXCOMMUNICATED!!

Crotch: NNooOo fRom oUr heTero WAYS!!!!!!! 😢😢

Poptarts: SO does that mean FULL time HOmo?!

Crotch: Yes, MY SWEET BOY FRI ENDDD!

Poptarts: KISS me AgGrEsSiVeLy!!

Crotch: *iNteNSilY SMOOOCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*

Poptarts: RADISH ME!!

Crontch: *rrrraaaDishh iNteNSIFIESS!!!!!!!*

Elders: *still writing everything down*

Poptarts: I'm so ᵍᵃʸ.

Crotch: Indeed.

Poptarts: Draw me like one of your FRENCH gurls! *proceeds to get in a horribly attempted fancy pose*

Crotch: *draws anime poptarts w toast in mouth and school girl uniform*
*blood shooting from Crotch's nose*
s-sUGOII!!!!!

Poptarts: *starts freaking out*

Crotch: *blood everywhere*
uR HoT!

Poptarts: WHY DA BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!

Everyone: *is screaming*

Crutches: YOU'RE juSt So HOTT!!!!!!!!!!! 😭🔥😪😩😤💦😍

Poptarts: HECK meMe!!

Crotch: *startS making out w poptart*

Poptarts: *makes out with Church and somehow has a random poptart in his hand*

Crotch: Hhnhhngnhnnnnhnng. *smooch noises*

Poptarts: *begins to lady and the tramp the poptart with Church BoI*

Crunch: *slurps poptart*

Naba: *walks into room with typewriter and sits down to write fanfiction*

Poptarts: I am GaY 2.0!¡!!!!!¡!

Everyone: *nods and waits for him to continue*

Poptarts: Goodbye! I am gay! *opens window and proceeds to push self out since it's only a one story house*

Crotch: *following immediately*