[Kylo:]
How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore
Go on and on
Grow into more of a phenomenon?
Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother
Be seated at the right hand of the father
Hux fired Starkiller right on sight
And Hux still wants to fight, not write
Now Armitage's thrill of the kill is undeniable
But what do we have in common?
Our fathers were reliable with the
[All men:]
Ladies!
[Han:]
There are so many to deflower!
[All men:]
Ladies!
[Han:]
Looks! Proximity to power
[All men:]
Ladies!
[Kylo:]
They delighted and distracted him
General Organa compared a scruffy nerfherder to him!
[Han:]
That's true!
[Full Company:]
4 ABY
[Kylo:]
An ewok ball
And the Princess was the envy of all
Yo, if he could get her to marry him, he's a rich one
[Han:]
Was it a question of if, what about you son?
[Hux/Mitaka/Kylo:]
Hey
Hey
Hey hey
YOU ARE READING
HUX | A SPACE MUSICAL
FanfictionA Hamilton parody inspired by Aiambia on YouTube. The first song was completely done by them, but every other song was parodized by us. We do not own anything except the reprised lyrics. *strong language included
