[Mitaka:]
Alright, alright. That's what I'm talkin' about!
Now everyone give it up for the maid of honor
Our Captain Phasma![Phasma (all men) {all women}:]
A toast to the groom!
(To the groom!)
(To the groom!)
{(To the groom!)}
To the...groom!
{To the groom!}
(To the groom!)
{To the groom!}
From your captain
(Phasma!)
(Phasma!)
{(Phasma!)}
Who is always by your side
(By your side)
{By your side}
To your union
{(To the union!)}
{(To the revolution!)}
And the hope that you provide
(You provide!)
{(You provide!)}
May you always...
{(Always)}
Be satisfied
{(Rewind)}[Previously:]
Rewind, rewind
Helpless, sky's, sky's
Drownin' in 'em
Drownin', rewindI remember that night, I just might (rewind)
I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
I remember that night, I remember that[Phasma:]
I remember that night, I just might
Regret that night for the rest of my days[Han]
I remember those soldier boys
Tripping over themselves to win our praise
I remember that dreamlike candlelight
Like a dream that you can't quite place[Phasma]
But General Hux, I'll never forget the first time he saw your face
Ky will never been the same
Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame
And when you said "Hi," Ky forgot his dang name
Set his heart aflame, ev'ry part aflame
[Full Company:]
This is not a game...[Han:]
You strike me as a family who has never been satisfied
[Leia:]
I'm sure I don't know what you mean
You forget yourself
[Han:]
You're like the Order
You're never satisfied
[Leia:]
Is that right?
[Han:]
I've never been satisfied
[Leia:]
His name was Benjamin Solo
[Han:]
He's Kylo Ren again
[Leia:]
Where's his Order from?
[Han:]
Unimportant
There's a million things he hasn't done but
Just you wait, just you wait...[Phasma:]
So so so... so this is what it feels like to match wits
With someone at your level! What the hell is the catch?
It's the feeling of freedom, of seein' the light
It's the dark side destroying the light! You see it, right?
The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes
Ev'rything we said in total agreement, it's
A dream and it's a bit of a dance
A bit of a posture, it's a bit of a stance
He's a bit of a flirt, but I'mma give him a chance[Han]
He's asked about his fam'ly, did you see his answer?
His hands started fidgeting, he looked askance?
He's penniless, he's flying by the seat of his pants
Handsome, boy, does he know it!
Peach fuzz, and he can't even grow it!
I wanna take Ben far away from this place
Then I turn and see our son's face and he is...[Kylo:]
Helpless...
[Han:]
And I know he is...
[Kylo:]
Helpless...
[Han:]
And his eyes are just...
[Kylo:]
Helpless...
[Han:]
And I realize
[Han and Company:]
Three fundamental truths at the exact same time...[Hux:]
Where are you taking me?
[Phasma:]
I'm about to change your life
[Hux:]
Then by all means, lead the way[Company (except Han):]
Number one!
[Han:]
I'm a man in a world in which
My only job is to steal from the rich
I only have one son and he's the one
Who went and left his home and us
So I'm the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in
All these cities is insidious
And General Hux is penniless
Ha! That doesn't mean Ky wants him any less[Kylo:]
Kylo Ren. It's a pleasure to meet you[Hux:]
Ren?
[Phasma:]
Like the knights[Company:]
Number two![Han:]
He's after me 'cause I'm on the Resistance side
That elevates my status, I'd
Have to be naïve to be on his side
Maybe that is why Phas introduced him to Kylo
Now that's his...bride?
Nice going, Han Solo, he was right
One day you're gonna die[Kylo:]
Thank you for all your service
[Hux:]
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it
[Phasma:]
I'll leave you to it[Company:]
Number three![Phasma:]
I know the Order like I know my own mind[Han]
You will never find any group as distrusting or unkind
If I tell Hux where Ben's from he'd be silently resigned
Ky'd resign[Phasma]
Hux'd say, "I'm fine."
[Phasma and Company except Han:]
He'd be lying[Han:]
But when I fantasize at night
It's of my son's old eyes
As I sympathize what might
Have been if I hadn't sized
Him up so quickly
At least my dear Kylo's found his pride;
At least he's happy in this life...[Phasma/Han (all men) {all women}:]
To the groom!
(To the groom!)
(To the groom!)
{(To the groom!)}
To the...groom!
{To the groom!}
(To the groom!)
{To the groom!}
From your
[Phasma] [Han]
Captain! Father!
(Phasma!)
(Han Solo!)
{(Phasma!)}
Who is always by your side
(By your side)
{By your side}
To your union
{(To the union!)}
{(To the revolution!)}
And the hope that you provide
(You provide!)
{(You provide!)}
May you always...
{(Always)}
Be satisfied
(Be satisfied)
{Be satisfied}
(Be satisfied)[Han]
And I know
{(Be satisfied)}
(Be satisfied)
(Be satisfied)
(Be satisfied)
He'll be happy as
(Be satisfied)
(Be satisfied)
His...bride?
{(Be satisfied)}
And I know
(Be satisfied)
(Be satisfied)
(Be satisfied)
{Be satisfied}
He will never be satisfied
I will never be satisfied
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HUX | A SPACE MUSICAL
Fiksi PenggemarA Hamilton parody inspired by Aiambia on YouTube. The first song was completely done by them, but every other song was parodized by us. We do not own anything except the reprised lyrics. *strong language included